Quotes About Desire

Idleness, like kisses, to be sweet must be stolen.

There are two things you can't argue in film: comedy and eroticism. If something doesn't make you laugh, no one can tell you why it's funny, and it's difficult to reason someone out of an erection.

All the best stories in the world are but one story in reality - the story of escape. It is the only thing which interests us all and at all times, how to escape.

It upsets women to be, or not to be, stared at hungrily.

I have always wanted a mistress who was fat, and I have never found one. To make a fool of me, they are always pregnant.

I'm gonna hump ya. Like Deputy Dog... Would hump ya.

There was a piece of ornamental water immediately below the parapet, on the other side, into which Mr. James Harthouse had a very strong inclination to pitch Mr. Thomas Gradgrind Junior.

Elena, my four year old, says to me in all seriousness; "Mommy, you need to buy another baby".

Everybody is corrupted by hotel rooms. You can't help it. It's the only place in the world where you walk in and the first think you do is steal everything before you take your coat off.

I don't want to be rich and I don't want to be famous.

Sometimes I feel like a vampire

It's so funny, actors usually have a directing ambition. I've got no ambition for directing.

Give me the luxuries and I can dispense with the necessities.

I'm so into you, it's not even funny. (Naomi & Ely's No Kiss List)

Chocolate cake and a diamond ring? In bed with the man of my dreams?

He'd done it like he did everything else—with passion and total disregard for how much it might embarrass her.

He should probably make love to her.

WHAT DO WE WANT?! PATIENCE! WHEN DO WE WANT IT?! NOW!

Lusty blacksmiths and naughty princesses. Now that's scary

I wish my nose would blow me for once.

I've been thinking of installing a train in my house. It could bring me shrimp crackers from the kitchen.

Monsters have the worst taste in women.

The lot of the brideto be wed before beddesired until rotten.The lot of the authorto be read before bedadmired then forgotten.

Adam's hot Pheebs! Admit it girl. That body is like some kind of happy experiment. It's like he was manufactured in a nympho scientist's secret laboratory