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Quotes About Addiction

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.
~ Mark Twain
I was warned to stop smoking, which I did, for two or three days, but it was too lonesome, and I have resumed — in a modified way — 4 smokes a day instead of 40. This will have a good effect. On the bank balance.
~ Mark Twain
Quitting smoking is easy, I've done it hundreds of times.
~ Mark Twain
To cease smoking is the easiset thing I ever did. I ought to know, I've done it a thousand times.
~ Mark Twain
Golf is my boyfriend right now.
~ Karrie Webb
My wife has a black belt in shopping.
~ Henny Youngman
Our national drug is alcohol. We tend to regard the use of any other drug with special horror.
~ William S. Burroughs
But when I don't smoke I scarcely feel as if I'm living. I don't feel as if I'm living unless I'm killing myself.
~ Russell Hoban
I had a Velcro wallet in a casino. That sound annoyed the hell out of me. Whenever I lost money, and I opened the wallet, it was like the sound of my addiction.
~ Mitch Hedberg
We drink and we die and continue to drink.
~ Denis Leary
Workaholicism is such a tough addiction to get over. I had to divorce my wife because she was an enabler.
~ Unknown
Don't you drink? I notice you speak slightingly of the bottle. I have drunk since I was fifteen and few things have given me more pleasure.
~ Ernest Hemingway
We all know smoking is bad. I know I'm going to quit someday, if I thought I wasn't I'd quit now.
~ Dylan Moran
Amy Winehouse - her surname's beginning to sound like a description of her liver.
~ Russell Brand
That's not what I'm asking. I'm asking, what's your vice and what brand of trouble does it lead to?
~ Neal Stephenson
The car is the cigarette of the future.
~ Jaime Lerner
Breaking America's oil addiction would not lead to a future of sackcloth and ashes.
~ Colman McCarthy
I am strangely addicted to the writing of long letters, which, I am afraid, tire you; and for the future, I believe, I must be less communicative, in order to be less troublesome.
~ Mary Collyer
Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only one you can get yelled at for having. Goddamn it Otto, you are an alcoholic. Goddamn it Otto, you have Lupis... one of those two doesn't sound right.
~ Mitch Hedberg
I love blackjack. But I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting in a semi circle.
~ Mitch Hedberg
I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.
~ Unknown
I don't drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs.
~ Unknown
Sex is the best high. It's better than any drug. I want to die making love because it feels so good.
~ Bai Ling
Habit is a form of exercise.
~ Elbert Hubbard