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Quotes About Addiction

Caffeine. The gateway drug.
~ Eddie Vedder
Film lovers are sick people.
~ Francois Truffaut
Y'all smoke to enjoy it. I smoke to die.
~ John Green, Looking for Alaska
Murder is like potato chips: you can't stop with just one.
~ Stephen King, Under the Dome
I used to do drugs. I still do drugs. But I used to, too.
~ Mitch Hedberg
As long as there was coffee in the world, how bad could things be?
~ Cassandra Clare, City of Ashes
Hats off to drug abusers everywhere.
~ Jerry Coleman
I joined gamblers anon., they gave me 2 to 1 I wouldn't make it! I joined AA, there was a two drink minimum!
~ Rodney Dangerfield
Smoking cures weight problems, eventually.
~ Steven Wright
I'm a heavy smoker. I go through two lighters a day.
~ Bill Hicks
I smoke to fill the potholes in my soul
~ Bill Hicks
Children are often the silent victims of drug abuse.
~ Rick Larsen
I used to do a lot of drugs. I didn't stop because I didn't enjoy them; I stopped because I couldn't handle the commitment.
~ Marc Maron
A lot of people like cats. Take the Pope, for example: I read recently that he was a cat-oholic!
~ Milton Jones
Do you know what the good side of crack is? If you're up at the right hour, you can get a VCR for $1.50. You can furnish your whole house for $10.95.
~ Chris Rock
Dr. Jeckyll & Mr. Hyde is a metaphor for alcoholism. He drinks a potion, becomes a monster. I know exactly how he feels.
~ Craig Ferguson
One of the things that's often forgotten about drug rehabilitation, it's not a destiny. It's a journey.
~ Peter Hobson
Life is better when you're drunk. I ought to become an alcoholic.
~ Ahmed Mostafa
If my liver cared enough, it would have told me to stop. - Jonathan "Jack" McVoy
~ E.J. Eisman
Love makes the world go around, but so does a gallon of vodka and a box of Cuban cigars.
~ Lois Greiman, Unplugged
…he quit drinking coffee, and naturally, his brain stopped working.
~ Orhan Pamuk, My Name is Red
Jersey Shore has killed more brain cells than alcohol, cocaine, and meth combined.
~ Michelle Templet
Hello, my name is Jaako and I am an addict. I am addicted to reading.
~ Jaako J. Wallenius
But even Es and cocaine, over the years they blow holes in your brain, rob you of your memories, your past. Which is fair enough, convenient even.
~ Irvine Welsh, Porno