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Quotes About Lying

Don't be such an ass, Scheisskopf. People have a right to do anything that's not forbidden by law, and there's no law against lying to you.
~ Joseph Heller
People have a right to do anything that's not forbidden by law, and there's no law against lying to you.
~ Joseph Heller
Language is the instrument in all cases and can language be trusted? If it were not for language, could we lie?
~ Joyce Carol Oates
Never regret trusting someone. It proves you have a heart. But if he turns out to be a lying worm … I'm not going to waste my time crying. Because I am way too fabulous for that.
~ Jude Watson
Never regret trusting someone. It proves you have a heart. But if he turns out to be a lying worm … I'm not going to waste my time crying. Because I am way too fabulous for
~ Jude Watson
He who observes etiquette but objects to lying is like someone who dresses fashionably but wears no vest.
~ WALTER BENJAMIN
Ekman, P. (2009). Telling lies: Clues to deceit in the marketplace, politics, and marriage (4th ed.). New York: Norton. [A great deal of information about lying and its detection.]
~ James Morrison
they discovered only a small asteroid inhabited by a solitary old man who claimed repeatedly that nothing was true, though he was later discovered to be lying.
~ Douglas Adams
When one day an expedition was sent to the spatial coordinates that Voojagig had claimed for the planet they discovered only a small asteroid inhabited by a solitary old man who claimed repeatedly that nothing was true, though he was later discovered to be lying.
~ Douglas Adams
It's very simple," said Ford, "my client, Mr. Dent, says that he will stop lying here in the mud on the sole condition that you come and take over from him.
~ Douglas Adams
Prospero, you are the master of illusion. Lying is your trademark. And you have lied so much to me (Lied about the world, lied about me) That you have ended by imposing on me An image of myself. Underdeveloped, you brand me, inferior, That s the way you have forced me to see myself I detest that image! What's more, it's a lie! But now I know you, you old cancer, And I know myself as well.
~ Aimé Césaire
But now we seem to have entered an era where getting caught lying openly and shamelessly, lying in a manner that insults the intelligence of both your friends and foes, lying about lying, and lying for the sake of lying have all lost their power to damage a politician. In fact, the "Trump Effect" yields the opposite result: Trump supporters seem to approve of the fact that he lies constantly, including to them.
~ Al Franken
There's no such thing as bragging. You're either lying or telling the truth.
~ Al Oliver
We've all grown wary of being lied to online - let's face it, dudes are always exaggerating their heights - so trust is a hot commodity.
~ Matthew Hussey
That's the secret to performance: conviction. The right note played tentatively still misses its mark, but play boldly and no one will question you. If one believes there is truth in art—and I do—then it's troubling how similar the skill of performing is to lying. Maybe lying is itself a kind of art. I think about that more than I should.
~ Rachel Hartman
As a writer of fiction, lying is the central thing to all books.
~ Jesse Ball
Once you start lying, you get kind of comfortable. You start believing it. Especially if you truly believe you didn't really cheat because you were doing what everybody else was doing.
~ Tyler Hamilton
I trust my recovering peers completely. I'll occasionally look sideways at them because they're addicts but it would break my heart and surprise me to find out that any of these people were lying. Still, addiction is cunning and baffling and you never know.
~ Drew Pinsky
I'm not arguing here that women and children don't lie. Men, women, and children lie, but the latter two are not disproportionately prone to doing so, and men—a category that includes used-car salesmen, Baron von Münchhausen, and Richard Nixon—are not possessed of special veracity.
~ Rebecca Solnit
I was determined to be polite, unoffendable, persistent, boring, friendly: in other words, to lie.
~ Julian Barnes
Omission is a sin only if, in the process of deceiving, you forget the truth. Lying is a sin only if, in the process, the lie becomes the only truth.
~ Julianna Baggott
Isabelle is like a warrior going into battle and she needs… you said yes? You'd really choose an inexperienced squire? she asked, her voice incredulous. He laughed. I would. She smiled. You're lying to me to make me feel better. It's all right. It's working. Now tell me another lie.
~ Julie Garwood
Toddlers are like the worst inmates. When they're not lying to your face and tearing up your shit, they're napping, pooping, or trying to think of different ways to fuck with you.
~ Karin Slaughter
I'm just some irritating, lying, ginger kid from Cornwall who should have been locked up in some youth detention centre. I just managed to escape and blag it into music.
~ Aphex Twin