Quotes About Moderation

Knock yourself out... Or rather, don't.

This is the great fault of wine; it first trips up the feet: it is a cunning wrestler.

As to the Seven Deadly Sins, I deplore Pride, Wrath, Lust, Envy and Greed. Gluttony and Sloth I pretty much plan my day around.

One meal a day is enough for a lion and would be for all of us if all we did all day was swat flies.

Indeed, moderation is my middle name (though I do not often use it in signing legal documents)

Since I've retired, I eat less, weigh less, train less and care less.

The reason I'm not an alcoholic is I don't like to drink in front of the kids . . . and when you're away from them, who needs it?.

My one light American Spirit that I smoke once a week, on Saturday night.

The cure for moving too fast is just to slow down.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away.' But eating too many, is quite enough-plenty. And you'll have to go see the good doc anyway.

Best to have only a few absolutely perfect trait - for example, my hair and eyes and sparkling personality - so you don't overwhelm.

The immediate present belongs to the extremists, but the future belongs to the moderates.

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.

Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.

No animal ever invented anything as bad as drunkenness - or as good as drink.

Actually, it only takes one drink to get me loaded. Trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or fourteenth.

A drink a day keeps the shrink away.

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved.

Don't smoke too much, drink too much, eat too much or work too much. We're all on the road to the grave -- but there's no need to be in the passing lane.

Moderation is a virtue only in those who are thought to have an alternative.

Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.

Friendship is like milking a cow. If you milk too often, you won't get much milk. If you don't milk enough, the milk is sour and the cow is soar. But if you milk regularly, the milk is sweet, plentiful, and the cow is happy.