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Quotes About Morons

most reviews are written by morons about morons. sensibility is at a premium in american culture these days.
~ Jim Dodge
a national government is bad enough, but this administration is the largest collection of scoundrels and morons in recent memory.
~ Jim Dodge
People love the idea of freedom but, in my experience, there is only so much they can be trusted with. You saw what Judge did with it. Take it far enough, freedom becomes chaos. The voice of the people… is just noise. It is the blather of the lunatics in the madhouse. It is the squeal of the pigs in the slaughterhouse. It is a choir of morons. Most of them don't even know what they want, let alone how to get it. They need someone to tell them what to do.
~ Joe Abercrombie
Percy's callous description of humanity as "seven billion morons" was uncomfortably close to the truth.
~ Fritz Leiber
Yeah, I'm thinking it's a reunion or, since it is our classmates, a collection of idiots. Let's call it a meese. Like geese, only with morons. (Caleb)
~ Sherrilyn Kenyon
You have to remember that what we're dealing with here are Sumerian gallu demons. The next to the lowest form of demon on the demon food chain. They're simple demons really. Lowly. You know…morons. (Jaden)
~ Sherrilyn Kenyon
Not many people carry out thoughts they know going into it are stupid…morons not included. (Apollymi)
~ Sherrilyn Kenyon
You were overwhelmed by my desire? What planet are you from? (Geary to Arik) Moronia. Every full moon they teleport the Morons to earth and let them loose. Consider this your first encounter. (Solin)
~ Sherrilyn Kenyon
Stay calm. Don't go getting moon mad. Moon sad. Moon morons.
~ Sally Gardner
Always Postpone Meetings with Time-wasting Morons
~ Scott Adams
There were idiots amongst them – morons. I often opened my mouth too wide and let them have it. 'My God,' I'd say to them, 'euthanasia passed you by, didn't it,' and I'd tell my wife when I got home, 'these morons got overlooked by the euthanasia.
~ Gitta Sereny
If there is one way that I would sum up what the 2016 election was on cable news, it was world-class journalists interviewing morons.
~ Jon Lovett
It's always 'a thousand years' in stories, even if it was eight hundred ten or fourteen hundred eighty. 'A thousand years' is dramatic, and drama means more to people than accuracy, I'll tell you that for free. That's how you get throngs of obedient morons, while the educated have to work doubly hard to keep records accurate. Historians and librarians have saved more lives than Healers.
~ Mercedes Lackey
These bandits would tax their own military to buy the votes of morons.
~ Flavio Volpe
Vinny, always darker, said, There were more morons than crooks, but the crooks were higher up.
~ Michael Lewis
The American psychologists classified persons on the basis of IQ tests, labeling those judged feebleminded in descending order as morons, imbeciles, or idiots
~ Henry Friedlander
I read an article that said one in five Americans thinks Elvis is alive. I want to find those morons and get them registered to vote for me.
~ Pat Paulsen
Finnie kicked a packet of washing powder. "Why am I surrounded by morons? Did I tick the wrong bloody box for room service? I wanted scrambled eggs on toast, but they delivered a family-sized bag of idiots !
~ Stuart MacBride
The only use for military service is that it reveals the number of morons in the population," he would remark. "And that can be discovered in the first two weeks; there's no need for two years. Army, Marriage, the Church, and Banking: the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse.
~ Carlos Ruiz Zafon
The only useful thing about military service is that it reveals the number of morons in the population,' he would remark. 'And that can be discovered in the first two weeks; there's no need for two years.
~ Carlos Ruiz Zafon
The only use for military service is that it reveals the number of morons in the population, he would remark. And that can be discovered in the first two weeks; there's no need for two years. Army, Marriage, the Church and Banking: the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse. Yes, go on, laugh.
~ Carlos Ruiz Zafon
What did you expect? Welcome, sonny? Make yourself at home? Marry my daughter? You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know . . . morons
~ Gene Wilder
I have a zero tolerance for sanctimonious morons who try to scare people.
~ Pat Robertson
If you're so immature that you're afraid of being labeled by morons, then check out and we'll find another artist.
~ Neal Shusterman