Quotes About Coat hanger

Careful?! Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a coat hanger while I was still in womb?

Fifteen apparitions have I seen;The worst a coat upon a coat-hanger.

I used to be an airline pilot. I got fired because I kept locking the keys in the plane. They caught me on an 80 foot stepladder with a coat hanger.

I came out of the mall one day, and a guy was standing there with a coat hanger in his window, and I couldn't stop myself. I asked the stupid question. 'You lock your keys in the car?' 'Nope, just washed it, gonna hang it up to dry.'