Quotes About Lawyers

Grace me dijo eso de que los abogados no saben de amor, menos uno de divorcios.

Temeraire:) Can one hire a translator to say things properly? Yes; they are called lawyers, Tharkay said, and laughed softly to himself.

The lawyers know a dead man's thoughts too well.

Dicen que casi todos los abogados desean secretamente dejar el ejercicio y convertirse en escritores. —… hasta que comparan el sueldo.

For him life was all full of opportunities, and I don't think that was necessarily a bad thing, but I think he wanted to grab them for all the wrong reasons. He wasn't passionate about art, he didn't care about lawyers helping people, he didn't even care about my singing voice. It was all for more money. And so I suppose it was fitting that it was the loss of all his money that killed him in the end. The pills and the whiskey were just the nails in the coffin.

When we were at MGM, we never did much about merchandise tie-ups There were too many executives and lawyers to go through.

We're lawyers. We present the arguments, and the court sorts out the merits.

The largest number of jobs likely to be created by the JOBS Act will be for lawyers needed to clean up the mess that it will create.

We're seeing a much larger ministry here for the general community. Not just Catholics, but others are calling us too. They're not looking for lawyers or suing their grandfathers, but counseling and healing.

Lawyers make nothing but confusion... A lawyer is an instrument of the devil. In general, he's a fiendish idiot, banking on the stupidity of people much more stupid than himself, and by God he's always right.

If the present Congress errs in too much talking, how can it be otherwise in a body to which the people send 150 lawyers, whose trade it is to question everything, yield nothing, & talk by the hour? That 150 lawyers should do business together ought not to be expected.

If the present Congress errs in too much talking, how can it be otherwise in a body to which the people send 150. lawyers, whose trade it is to question everything, yield nothing, & talk by the hour? That 150. lawyers should do business together ought not to be expected. But to return again to our subject.

We had become a pirate nation, moving on a huge scale under our own flag, with lawyers, clowns, attendants.

Lawyers get you out'n the kind of trouble you'd never get in if there was no lawyers.

This is not about dueling lawyers; this is about lawyers as problem solvers." Kendall Coffey on the pending presidential election.

Lawyers like that, as I've told you, generally think they have nothing to learn from Jesus Christ himself when it comes to being saviors with a mission. Annoying them is like falling off of a log, really.

In the rather informal survey I have taken over the years on intensity of interest in food by profession, lawyers rank only a few trades below concert pianists....

The only people who benefit from lawsuits are lawyers. I think we made a couple of them rich.

people who had lawyers just to prove how absolutely not guilty they were. (Of anything.)

lawyers' offices. This scales superlinearly with an exponent close to the canonical 1.15, meaning that there are systematically more lawyers per capita in larger cities.

Only Lawyers and mental defectives are automatically exempt for jury duty.

He always felt trapped and restless when talking to lawyers or doing any business with them

In 2010, there were 57 lawyers, zero manufacturers, and way too many career politicians in the United States Senate.

In the U.K. - correct me if I'm wrong - there is a legal definition of 'not being in possession of yourself' aka 'not being a person.' That's the fun thing: someone such as a lawyer needs to define, using some empirical signal, something supposedly transcendental like 'person,' something lawyers argue and argue about regarding, say, chimps in zoos.