Quotes About Clumsiness

Les hommes sont parfois si maladroits qu'on les prend pour le contraire de ce qu'ils sont vraiment.

I'm constantly bumping and banging into things.

Damn, Claire. Warn a guy before you do a face-plant on the floor next time. I could have looked all heroic and caught you or something -Shane

I trip walking down the stairs, but I can skate them probably.

When I was little, I wasn't so little. I had a big old round belly and I was really clumsy, but I was super confident.

Among people, particularly those I love, I so easily get talking and give out everything possible in conversation, so that it is not available for my work. It is a stupid piece of clumsiness that I am so wanting in the gift of sociability, the talent for easy but at the same time recreative conversations, in which one does not exert and expend onesel

They will put that on my gravestone. 'Here lies Tinker, her heart was in the right place, but her foot was in her mouth and god knows where her brain went.

I never had a piece of toast Particularly long and wide, But fell upon the sanded floor, And always on the buttered side.

My absolute favourite piece of information is the fact that young sloths are so inept that they frequently grab their own arms and legs instead of tree limbs, and fall out of trees.

It's reassuring to realize that everybody is as stupid as you are and that all we are doing when we are standing in the kitchen wondering what we came in here for is woking.

He dragged me back - just in time. A tree had crashed down on to the side walk, just missing us. Poirot stared at it, pale and upset. "It was a near thing that! But clumsy, all the same - for I had no suspicion - at least hardly any suspicion. Yes, but for my quick eyes, the eyes of a cat, Hercule Poirot might now be crushed out of existence - a terrible calamity for the world. And you, too, mon ami - though that would not be such a national catastrophe." "Thank you," I said coldly.

Your physicality is this great thing, but it is also the thing that makes you clumsy and limits you in the world, so to speak.

I wanted to be a brain surgeon, but I had a bad habit of dropping things.

Of course, there were no paper towels to clean up with…just hand dryers. I rubbed my wet fingers over the ice cream, creating a big wet spot right in the center of my chest. Oh, yeah, beauty and poise contest, here I come.

Man is a great blunderer going about in the woods, and there is no other except the bear makes so much noise.

Sometimes kindness can be delivered in a clumsy way. But it's far more sincere in its clumsiness than those distinguished men you read about in books. Your father was very clumsy.

I wasn't a very good waitress, always spilling things on people and forgetting things. I once spilled ashes all over Mike Wallace's table.

My balance is really bad. I just hope my clumsiness doesn't show through.

Never ascribe to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.

I hit two trees and fell down a ditch. And that was just walking from the lodge.

That dude," he snorted. "The damn fool, he would tread on his own balls just as quick as he would on his neighbor's

I'm always ripping clothing. It's so embarrassing.

People who know me know that I am very clumsy, always fumbling, and I talk rubbish most of the times.

Carlus hated furniture to be moved, for then he would stumble over it;