Quotes About Strength

Humor enables us to deal with and overcome many of the most painful and difficult situations in our lives.

I can't be a cream puff.

Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.

Life is mean! Don't lose your humour jacket. You'll really need it.

Well I beat things around with my stick once in awhile.

I stare at Hans. Hans is shaped like an industrial-sized refrigerator. His hands are like cinder blocks.He should not be afraid of a little thing like the ocean.

The English play hockey in any weather. Thunder, lightening, plague of locusts...nothing can stop the hockey. Do not fight the hockey, for the hockey will win.

Honey will wipe the floor with you." His eyes went half-mast, and his voice dropped in evident pleasure. "I know.

I'm too short to be strong!

While my body might say, "I'm small and vulnerable, " my hair warns, "DON'T MESS WITH ME.

Fee-fi-fo-fum, you better run and hideI smell the blood of a petty little coward

That which does not kill you ... probably isn't close enough, so just start running.

It was a sign of how worried and confused I was that I wasn't completely distracted by the sight of his powerful thighs flexed in front of me.

Courage is not beating up the bully or letting the bully beat you up, it is standing strong before the bully and seeing him for what he truly is: a child of God in need of an attitude adjustment.

The only thing weaker than a toddler's handshake is their immune system.

Tough time don't lasts-Tough People DO

Here's to our enduring sisterhood. May it bind us together more tightly that the Lycra in my Spanx underpants.

A singer can shatter glass with the proper high note, " he said, "but the simplest way to break glass is simply to drop it on the floor.

A woman needs a man like a tuba needs a cucumber.

I ain't taking no more rides on the stupid train.

Some men are warriors and some men are weenies. The trick is figuring out which is which.

If I'm going down, I'm going down with lipstick on.

You can just about always stand more 'n you think you can.

I might act like a rhinoceros, but I'm a unicorn.