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Quotes About Independence

Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
~ Mark Twain
The months of being disingenuously friendly and the resulting self-hatred taught me that self-confidence cannot be based on the approval of others.
~ Mark Twight
I wrote the story myself. It's all about a girl who lost her reputation but never missed it.
~ Mae West
Do you mind if I don't smoke?
~ Groucho Marx
School is where you go between when your parents can't take you and industry can't take you.
~ John Updike
When there is an old maid in the house, a watchdog is unnecessary.
~ Honore de Balzac
Sheep are stupid, and have to be driven. But goats are intelligent, and need to be led.
~ Terry Pratchett
The youth of America is their oldest tradition. It has been going on now for three hundred years.
~ Oscar Wilde
It's funny, everything is so much easier when you do it yourself.
~ Carine Roitfeld
It's money. I remember it from when I was single
~ Billy Crystal
Don't worry about polls, but if you do, don't admit it.
~ Rosalynn Carter
You know you're a hot mess when the only person buying you drinks all night is yourself.
~ Chelsea Handler
I don't want problems solved for me. I want the fishing rod, not the fish.
~ Yanni
The internet has done nothing but good for comedy all around. Comedians no longer have to rely on TV execs and club owners deciding if they are funny or not.
~ Doug Stanhope
The funny thing is I'm not bothered or sad about being on my own - after all I've never had a husband.
~ Francesca Annis
From now on, we're home schooling you. Whatever we don't know, you don't know. When did the Korean War start? I don't know, and neither do you!
~ George Lopez
My son is 21. He'll be 22 if I let him.
~ Henny Youngman
They try to engage the world as much as they can and we will continue until they leave our land.
~ Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf
I would like Americans to make things with their hands. Thomas Jefferson and I feel that makes for a much stronger nation.
~ Nick Offerman
I like it when very little children think for themselves, because they do not have access to car keys or credit cards or crack pipes, but they have some really funny lines.
~ Roseanne Barr
The American success formula is first to get a home of your own, then to get a car of your own so you don't have to stay in that home of your own.
~ Sam Levenson
Even if they had it in the streets, I wouldn't go.
~ Samuel Goldwyn
Got my fungal foot powder? Ah, it's a lifesaver, you know. I'd effectively be disabled if it weren't for these.
~ Steve Coogan
David McCullough, John Adams
~ Unknown