Quotes About Sh*t

Shit," I said. I had been looking out the window, fingers slightly parting thin drapes. "One of those things is . . . ah shit. They're coming this way." "The zombies?" "No, Dave. The pizza guy. I placed an order when I knew we were going to be here for a while," I

Progress," he said finally, "is like a herd of pigs. That's how you should look at progress, that's how you should judge it. Like a herd of pigs trotting around a farmyard. Numerous benefits derive from the fact of that herd's existence. There's pork knuckle. There's sausage, there's fatback, there are trotters in aspic. In a word, there are benefits! There's no point turning your nose up at the shit everywhere.

the radio silence. Shit, he said.

an ant's dream's funnier than ours - he has more of them faster and seems to give less of a shit -

I'm just doing a favor for my brother. (Fury) That's what I told myself, too. But the problem with family, they get you into shit and then abandon you to it. Or worse, get themselves killed off. (Sasha)

Surely there were other new and exciting methods. No species on earth outdoes humans for innovation, especially when it comes to stealing other people's shit.

gave us the traditional look of weary outrage that you always get from someone who thinks they don't have time for this shit—

I have a dream of working a combination lock that is engraved on its back with the combination. Left 85, right 12, left 66. Well shit, man, I say in the dream.

Music matters," he told me once. "Pop fiction goes away, TV shows go away, and I defy you to tell me what you saw at the movies two years ago. But music lasts, even pop music. Especially pop music. Sneer at 'Raindrops Keep Fallin' on My Head' if you want to, but people will still be listening to that silly piece of shit fifty

I had a horrible suspicion that I'd wind up in the same heartbreak hotel as I did with men. 'No you won't,' he reasoned. 'You be the man and that way you get to be the shit.

love, he thinks. What a bother. It's completely gotten in the way of his plan to drink himself to death, to drive his business to ruin. The most annoying thing about it is that once a person gives a shit about one thing, he finds he has to start giving a shit about everything. No, the most annoying thing about it is that he's even started to like Elmo.

What's the nature of your emergency?' oh, shit! Just come! There are dead people out here!

Does this mud look like shit to you? Could it be that this whole hill is made of Craster"s shit?" Jon smiled. "Well, I hear he's been here a long time," ...

Days are only beautiful early in the morning. I should have remembered that. Dawn is merely an illusion that the world is beautiful. When the world opens its eyes, reality reasserts itself, and you're back with the same old shit.

And thus the sewer is man's greatest achievement, Carlo, the disposal of shit the apex of all this inventing and fighting and copulating).