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Quotes About Store

I've always considered music stores to be the graveyards of musicians.
~ Gary Larson
My family owns a music store in Claremont, California, called The Claremont Folk Music Center.
~ Ben Harper
I went to a general store but they wouldn't let me buy anything specific.
~ Steven Wright
I was in a grocery store. I saw a sign that said 'pet supplies.' So I did. Then I went outside and saw a sign that said, 'Compact cars.
~ Steven Wright
Marijuana is not much more difficult to obtain than beer. The reason for this is that a liquor store selling beer to a minor stands to lose its liquor license. Marijuana salesmen don't have expensive overheads, and so are not easily punished.
~ William F. Buckley Jr.
Cedeo, a plumbing-supply store.
~ David Lebovitz
Fermeture exceptionnelle, letting me know that the store was closed for an "exceptional" reason. Ruptures occur just as frequently, which means an item is out of stock.
~ David Lebovitz
The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store.
~ Kin Hubbard
I went to the store and bought lady fingers, when I got home I noticed one of the fingers was missing so I went back to the store and the manager was nice enough to give me the finger.
~ Jay London
I worked in a health food store once. A guy asked me, 'If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?
~ Steven Wright
I was in a convenience store, reading a magazine. The clerk told me, "this is not a library!" "OK! I will talk louder, then!"
~ Mitch Hedberg
When I was a kid, I went to the store and asked the guy, Do you have any toy train schedules?
~ Steven Wright
I went to a tent store. "What kind of tent do you need?" "Circus."
~ Mitch Hedberg
The only really good place to buy lumber is at a store where the lumber has already been cut and attached together in the form of furniture finished and put inside boxes.
~ Dave Barry
Nobody ever goes to that store to shop because it's too crowded.
~ Sol Luckman, Beginner's Luke
In the factory we make cosmetics. In the store we sell hope.
~ Charles Revson
When a customer enters my store, forget me. He is king.
~ John Wanamaker
I guess in all my years, what I heard more than anything else was: a mere town cannot support a discount store for very long.
~ Sam Walton
The owner actually tried the oil and chooses to carry it based on its taste. It's not about packaging, marketing, or price. It's about quality. He tried it and knew his store had to carry it. That's the approach you should take too.
~ Jason Fried
Then the Grinch thought of something he hadn't before! What if Christmas, he thought, doesn't come from a store. What if Christmas...perhaps...means a little bit more!
~ Dr. Seuss
Nothing seems at first sight less important than the outward form of human actions, yet there is nothing upon which men set more store: they grow used to everything except to living in a society which has not their own manners.
~ Alexis de Tocqueville
Having bought furniture for my own house, and bought furniture for our house in Washington, a furniture store seemed like a good idea, and it also played into my personal history.
~ Elizabeth Edwards
In the absence of the gold standard, there is no way to protect savings from confiscation through inflation. There is no safe store of value.
~ Alan Greenspan
It is one thing to think gold has some marvelous store of value because man has no way of inventing more gold or getting it very easily, so it has the advantage of rarity. Believe me, man is capable of somehow creating more bitcoin... They tell you there are rules and they can't do it. Don't believe them.
~ Charlie Munger