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Quotes About Vanity

The only thing that ever consoles man for the stupid things he does is the praise he always gives himself for doing them.
~ Oscar Wilde
Conceit may puff a man up, but never prop him up.
~ John Ruskin
It always seemed to me that men wore their beards, like they wear their neckties, for show.
~ D. H. Lawrence
But all this world is like a tale we hear - Men's evil, and their glory, disappear.
~ Abolqasem Ferdowsi
That fame monster's a fool, man. It really is.
~ Gucci Mane
A modest man is steady, an humble man timid, and a vain one presumptuous.
~ Mary Wollstonecraft
Herein is not only a great vanity, but a great contempt of God's good gifts, that the sweetness of man's breath, being a good gift of God, should be willfully corrupted by this stinking smoke.
~ King James I
If the criminal will not keep his gains for ever and his victim will not always suffer want, surely man passes like a shadow and troubles himself in vain.
~ Mark the Evangelist
A man's vanity tells him what is honor, a man's conscience what is justice.
~ Walter Savage Landor
The man who is ostentatious of his modesty is twin to the statue that wears a fig-leaf.
~ Mark Twain
Stop trusting in man, who has but a breath in his nostrils.
~ Isaiah
No man thinks there is much ado about nothing when the ado is about himself.
~ Anthony Trollope
Men think highly of those who rise rapidly in the world; whereas nothing rises quicker than dust, straw, and feathers.
~ Lord Byron
Men are just as vain as women, and sometimes even more so.
~ Helena Rubinstein
In a vain man, the smallest spark may kindle into the greatest flame, because the materials are always prepared for it.
~ David Hume
Vain are the thousand creeds That move men's hearts, unutterably vain; Worthless as withered weeds, Or idlest froth amid the boundless main.
~ Emily Bronte
Ten thousand fools proclaim themselves into obscurity, while one wise man forgets himself into immortality.
~ Martin Luther King, Jr.
Men always want to be a woman's first love. That is their clumsy vanity. We women have a more subtle instinct about things.
~ Oscar Wilde
I had rather men should ask why my statue is not set up, than why it is.
~ Plutarch
Robert Redford used to be such a handsome man and now look at him: everything has dropped, expanded and turned a funny color.
~ George Best
What is the vanity of the vainest man compared with the vanity which the most modest possesses when, in the midst of nature and the world, he feels himself to be man!
~ Friedrich Nietzsche
To say that a man is vain means merely that he is pleased with the effect he produces on other people.
~ Max Beerbohm
I feared he might be trying to grow a beard again.
~ Neal Stephenson
He seemed not to know that he was quite handsome.
~ Neal Stephenson