Quotes About Vanity

My vanity is not dead. I laugh when I see pictures of myself as I am now-maybe so I won't cry, but just because it is really funny how much I've changed.

I had pecs for about two days. Everyone would hate me. Just look at me walking around with my little peacoat on. My little customized pea coat.

Money never made a fool of anybody; it only shows them up.

I do have a 22-inch waist, I will say that.

I do know this: When somebody has to look great on the screen, that's the death of funny.

My whole head is like I've had a face lift.

Bigheadedness is usually a symptom of small-mindedness.

Jewelry takes people's minds off your wrinkles

It is 11 years since I have seen my figure in a glass [mirror]. The last reflection I saw there was so disagreeable I resolved to spare myself such mortification in the future.

Everybody wants to live forever, but nobody wants to grow old.

A beautiful woman should break her mirror early

Man that is of woman born is apt to be as vain as his mother.

A woman would rather visit her own grave than the place where she has been young and beautiful after she is aged and ugly.

Men always want to be a woman's first love. That is their clumsy vanity. We woman have a more subtle instinct about things. What we like is to be a man's last romance.

There was never yet fair woman but she made mouths in a glass.

Women, and young men, are very apt to tell what secrets they know, from the vanity of having been trusted.

Writing is very hard mostly because until you try to write something down, it's easy to fool yourself into believing you understand things. Writing is terrible for vanity and self-delusion.

An actor's a guy who, if you ain't talking about him ain't listening.

An actor is a guy who, if you ain't talking about him, he ain't listening!

Homer say, Pretty gal go a river and see herself in water. Pretty gal drown when she go down to kiss herself.

Obviously no one has ever cautioned you against pricking the vanity of proud men or wild animals; neither is completely predictable." "And which of those categories do you fit into?" "I'll leave the choice solely to your discretion," he mused and bowed solicitously.

Here one has the perfect example of justice: the men have kept their women enslaved...stupid and limited and apart, for their male vanity and power; result: the dull women bore the daylights out of the men.

Here one has the perfect example of justice: the men have kept their women enslaved—the Arabs more than the Christian Copts—kept them stupid and limited and apart, for their male vanity and power; result: the dull women bore the daylights out of the men.

Censorship is the height of vanity.