Quotes About Vanity

My hope is that if I take good care of my skin and use Botox, I won't have to use anything else.

No place affords a more striking conviction of the vanity of human hopes than a public library.

Curiosity is only vanity. Most frequently we wish not to know, but to talk. We would not take a sea voyage for the sole pleasure of seeing without hope of ever telling.

The tyrant is a child of Pride Who drinks from his sickening cup Recklessness and vanity, Until from his high crest headlong He plummets to the dust of hope.

Aping urbanity, Oozing with vanity, Plump as a manatee, Faking humanity, Intellectual inanity, Journalistic calamity, Fox Noise insanity, You're a profanity, Hannity.

Vanity is truly the motive power that moves humanity, and it is flattery that greases the wheels.

You frantically want to make a mark on the history of humanity? You, King of the Fools! In the very distant future, there shall be no history; there shall remain not even a single trace of anything!

I have a rare form of body dysmorphia in which I absolutely can't stand how good I look.

She got a mud pack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off

I got my hair highlighted because I felt some strands were more important than others.

Humor is the opposite of all self-admiration and self-praise.

You know what keeps me humble? Mirrors!

A bore is a person who opens his mouth and puts his feats in it.

I'm too young, too smart and too good-looking to die.

I frequently observe that one pretty face would be followed by five and thirty frights.

Showing off seemed to me to be a highly valuable and necessary activity when I was 20.

Maybe in fairytales you're only as old as you feel, but here in L. A. you're every second as old as your pores.

Vanity might be a "sin" according to some lights, but he thought in measured doses it was one of life's allowable simple pleasures. It helped everyone get through their days.

Demons were all about ego, which meant that most demons had some kind of title. I think it made them feel better about their tiny…pitchforks.

She was the prettiest, silliest, most affected, husband-hunting butterfly ever.

A peacock that rests on his feathers is just another turkey.

If you let your head get too big, it'll break your neck.

I will not retire while I've still got my legs and my make-up box.

In California virtually everyone has had their teeth whitened. If they all smiled at once, they would give us a headache.