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Quotes About Vanity

Oh, the self-importance of fading stars. Never mind, they will be black holes one day.
~ Jeffrey Bernard
Just because we live in Vanity Fair, does not mean we have to look like Vanity Fair to warn the lovers of Vanity Fair to forsake Vanity Fair. Motives
~ Jeffrey D. Johnson
As Schell had taught me, "a con starts when there is something you want and you are blocked from attaining it by certain obstacles. The good con artist elicits the assistance of those who mean to stand in the way of one's attainment by appealing to their vanity, pride, jealousy, ignorance, or fear. One must first throw into a pile the expected rules of engagement, morality, society, and thought, set them on fire, and then proceed. Think big, have confidence.
~ Jeffrey Ford
When I hug her, I notice she's still wearing yesterday's false eyelashes. Mom? You know those come off with a little makeup remover and a cotton pad?" I'm not taking them off." Why not?" I spent $180 on that makeup job and I refuse to wash my face until I get my money's worth.
~ Jen Lancaster
Each spring the robins nesting in our cherry tree attack the side mirror of our car as if it were a rival, pecking furiously at their own reflections while streaking the door with guano. But who among us hasn't been toppled by our vanity or made an enemy of our own image?
~ Jennifer Ackerman
But then, the guy was a Feline. Effing cats always thought they were better than anyone else. Bastards. They washed their faces with their own spit, for crap's sake.
~ Jennifer Ashley
Mirror, mirror on the wall... who will bring about my fall?
~ Jennifer Donnelly
She's got a big belt around her hips. It has a shiny buckle with PRADA on it, which is Italian for insecure.
~ Jennifer Donnelly
If wishing could make men die, there'd be nary a live one left.
~ Jennifer Egan
Here," he said, thrusting the binoculars at Tabby to break the spell of her self-absorption. "Make sure no Germans are coming ashore like they did on Amagansett Beach." "Why would they, Daddy? There's nothing important here." "To help with your fingernails? Those seem to be very important." She yanked her fragment of a robe around her and stalked back indoors. Dexter seethed at her vanity and his own impulsiveness. It was a weakness.
~ Jennifer Egan
And for a long time I look at myself in the bathroom mirror, and I actually disappear before my eyes. I am disappearing. Maybe I'm already gone.
~ Jennifer Niven
Los soberbios no hacen más que dañarse a sí mismos.
~ Emily Bronte
She, supposing Edgar could not see her, snatched the cloth from my hand, and pinched me, with a prolonged wrench, very spitefully on the arm.  I've said I did not love her, and rather relished mortifying her vanity now and then: besides, she hurt me extremely; so I started up from my knees, and screamed out, 'Oh, Miss, that's a nasty trick!  You have no right to nip me, and I'm not going to bear it.
~ Emily Bronte
Cremation was definitely the way to go. It was the way I wanted to go, rather than risk the possibility of going out on a bad-hair day.
~ Emily Giffin
The days of my vanity are over and heaven knows they weren't happy enough to regret
~ Emma Donoghue
Fools follow after vanity. The wise man keeps earnestness as his best jewel.
~ Epiphanius Wilson
Follow not after vanity, nor after the enjoyment of love and lust! He who is earnest and meditative, obtains ample joy.
~ Epiphanius Wilson
There is no doubt that in exchanging a self-centered for a selfless life we gain enormously in self-esteem. The vanity of the selfless, even those who practice utmost humility, is boundless.
~ Eric Hoffer
The burning conviction that we have a holy duty toward others is often a way of attaching our drowning selves to a passing raft. What looks like giving a hand is often a holding on for dear life. Take away our holy duties and you leave our lives puny and meaningless. There is no doubt that in exchanging a self-centered for a selfless life we gain enormously in self-esteem. The vanity of the selfless, even those who practice utmost humility, is boundless.
~ Eric Hoffer
We probably have a greater love for those we support than for those who support us. Our vanity carries more weight than our self-interest.
~ Eric Hoffer
Naivete in grownups is often charming; but when coupled with vanity it is indistinguishable from stupidity.
~ Eric Hoffer
I am unimaginably old—fifty. Only witches live to be fifty! Good women die in childbirth at seventeen as I nearly did. By fifty I should be dead or a crone—with my dark looks and my somewhat crooked spine—which I have always disguised with capes of multicolored silk. My youth is gone, but my vanity is not. How can I still dream of love at fifty? I must be mad!
~ Erica Jong
Egotist a person more interested in himself than in me.
~ Ambrose Gwinett Bierce
Vanitarianism (n.) The pursuing of vanities. Only one citation is provided for this word, and it comes, rather unsurprisingly, from Thackeray, a writer who seems to have an unreasoning fondness for the word vanity. also
~ Ammon Shea