Quotes About Ebert

In the world of bad movies, 'Death to Smoochy' is a towering achievement.

In thinking about 'depressing movies, ' many people don't realize that all bad movies are depressing, and no good movies are.

I'm kind of glad the web is sort of totally anarchic. That's fine with me.

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The dialogue seems to have been ripped throbbing with passion from the pages of Investor's Business Daily.

In LA I was watching At the Movies with Ebert and Roper, it was, nice to see them differentiate between the subject matter and the art form of making the film, and they both gave it thumbs up, and I was kind of pleased at their honesty as far as reviewers go.

The Ebert thing just didn't work out. We just couldn't, like, come to an agreement. And 'Movieline', they obviously didn't want me, because they fired me.

If there's anything I hate more than a stupid action comedy, it's an incompetent stupid action comedy. It's not so bad it's good. It's so bad it's nothing else but bad.

The Last Airbender is an agonizing experience in every category I can think of and others still waiting to be invented.