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Quotes About Handler

Austin and I proceeded to knock back a couple of Ketel One and grapefruit juices, which happened to be my drink of the moment. Someone told me that grapefruit was a great detoxifier and I decided I wanted to start cleaning out my liver WHILE I was having a cocktail.
~ Chelsea Handler
The big one was at least cute, and as annoying as she was, you couldn't get mad at a golden retriever.
~ Chelsea Handler
I wish Chunk was here to see this' 'If Chunk was here, he would be dead by now, Hannah declared. 'Who's Chuck?' Rex asked. As if I would name my dog Chuck. Sometimes I found Rex to be so stupid. 'It's Chunk, like chunky peanut butter. Chunk. He's my dog. He's amazing and he's dignified. He's got more dignity in one of his paws than Shakira does in her entire left hip.
~ Chelsea Handler
Unlike other Russian sleeper agents, Dwight Edney didn't have to worry about setting up clandestine meetings with his handler—because his handler was his mother.
~ Lee Goldberg
I'm writing it in a letter, the whole truth of why it happened. And the truth is that I goddamn loved you so much.
~ Daniel Handler
She licked her lips and then wiped them on her hand, her dark lipstick staining her wrist like a suicide.
~ Daniel Handler
and then of course the music sprang up, lousy rock as bold and dull as a giant potato. "Love this song," Todd said, like it was unusually brave to like what was number one on the radio...
~ Daniel Handler
The movie was kickass, which was appropriate, because tonight it was called Kickass: The Movie.
~ Daniel Handler
You only love once and and then maybe not again. Not on a day like this. The rain, the rain, the rain.
~ Daniel Handler
I guess it's funny how life turns out? she tried. Not last I checked, Errol said with a snort.
~ Daniel Handler
I'm very happy for you guys. I heard my voice, so false it was all the statues could do to keep themselves from rolling their eyes.
~ Daniel Handler
He sat on benches and tried to get in a spooky mood.
~ Daniel Handler
The advent of so much dribbling has created a different kind of player, and it starts at a very early age. We have so many gifted ball handlers. Everything is pick-and-roll. Unless he's a catch-and-shoot guy, a player is going to put it on the floor and attack. Kevin Durant is a wonderful ball handler.
~ Jerry West