Quotes About Change

A tree does not stop growing because the wind blew off a few of its leaves.

You cannot marry your past without divorcing your future.

Roses do not bloom the same time as daisies.

Why are you perpetuating a childhood you grew up despising? Pg 57

I predict an hour when the term Women In Art will be as strange sounding a topic as the title Men In Art would be now.

And little girls went to charm schools. Now you've all got degrees from the University of Sarcasm.

For my relationships with men to change, I needed to change my relationship to myself as a woman.

Change begins with you. It only takes a moment to make a difference in the lives of others.

In a world full of game players, the only way to set yourself apart is to be a game changer.

I Don't Write Because God Gives Me A Fresh Word Everyday, I write Because of The Words He Has Already Spoken Yesterday That Changed Today.

He was an indecent man, I told myself - prayerfully - and then I prayed for him to become decent.

A tree does not despair when a few of its leaves fall off because there is more room for greener ones to take their place.

Women and cars are alike. Once they start giving you problems, get rid of them.

A woman always wants to change her man but a man wants her to be unchanged.

As dogs return to their vomit, some men return to their wives.

When a man in purple and screaming pink stares at you, you know it's time to change your appearance.

You know, Becky, you haven't been the same since that crowbar fell on your head.

We were sleeping on the same bed with our backs to each other trying to imagine a new life.

You're the loveliest you'll ever be...until tomorrow and then you will be even lovelier.

So where does that leave me? I like hosting the show....It's become my identity. If that's gone, where am I?

I just loved jokes so much as a child. I remember wanting to perform at, like... age seven by reading from a kids' joke book, and my parents being like, 'That's not what standup comedy is,' and me being like, 'Not yet it isn't! I'm going to change the game.'

I would hate to be a standup comedian for ever. It would not be good. It would be the worst.

I'm sure when alternative comedy started, before which - Billy Connolly aside - standup was essentially a person being racist and sexist onstage, there was also the sense that this was the death of comedy. But it's just progress.

I wrote my first piece about the disruption of the Harvard Business School in 1999. Because you could see this coming. I haven't yet done the one about the disruption of the Stanford Business School.