Quotes About Change

If you don't like my opinion of you, you can always improve

Know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything's different.

Growth is a funny sort of concept. For example, our GNP increases every time we build a prison. Well, okay, it's growth in a sense.

If you lived with a roommate as unstable as this economic system, you would've moved out or demanded that your roommate get professional help.

If you're not getting older, you're dead.

The biggest thing I remember is that there was just no transition. You hit the ground diapering.

Sometimes you're the windshield; sometimes you're the bug.

I must be getting absent-minded. Whenever I complain that things aren't what they used to be, I always forget to include myself.

Every week Republicans are excited about a new candidate because the one they liked last week turned out to be a moron.

Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.

To get over my divorce, I got a prescription to live at the Playboy Mansion for a while.

I used to have a drug problem, but now I have enough money.

If a bullfrog had wings it wouldn't bump his behind every time he hopped.

Time sneaks up on you like a windshield on a bug.

New York has always been going to hell but somehow it never gets there.

Conflict can force people to change who they are inside and what they believe in.

Every future turns into the past. The richness of your past dictates what you are today. It's not your decision what you are today, but what you will be tomorrow. This is where a part of your decision comes into play.

Don't let your past dictate who you are but rather let it be part of who you will become.

I am today what I should have been in the past, however, it was the past that has made me into the person I am today...

Being good doesn't mean you have to change the way you are. You just have to practice to be kind all the time.. Even if just a little kindness, because that little can have a multiple results, that can change the world.

Yesterday is History. History brings us to this present moment, but it doesn't shape who we are at this present moment. We can't let our History control us and who we wish to be. Our future is our choice, not History's.

I changed? Either that or I stopped acting the way you wanted me too.

It is never too late to be who you might have been.

To change you have to become fed up with being who you are now.