Quotes About Change

Everybody wants to get enlightened but nobody wants to change.

For good and evil, man is a free creative spirit. This produces the very queer world we live in, a world in continuous creation and therefore continuous change and insecurity.

I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy-but that could change.

The Framers [of the Constitution] knew that free speech is the friend of change and revolution. But they also knew that it is always the deadliest enemy of tyranny.

People fear what they don't understand: Change, Death, 4th grade math word problems. . .

I'm not an optimist but hopefully one day I will be.

Government Philosophy: If it ain't broke, fix it 'till it is.

It's funny how you go through the year day by day but nothing changes, then when you look back, everything's different.

Men, like peaches and pears, grow sweet a little while before they begin to decay.

I have everything I had twenty years ago, only its all a little bit lower.

Age attacks when we least expect it.

I used to be legit. I was too legit. I was too legit to quit. But now I'm not legit. I'm unlegit. And for that reason, I must quit.

We human girls can be persuaded to do ANYTHING. Just yesterday I said I would never ever wear a tampon, and, well what do you know?! Today I'm wearing one.

From the ages of 8-18, me and my family moved around a lot. Mostly we would just stretch, but occasionally one of us would actually get up to go to the fridge.

I finally moved out of my parents' house. It was only fair to let my sister have her own room.

Life is like a ten-speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.

When a man is tired of life on his 21st birthday it indicates that he is rather tired of something in himself.

No one likes change but babies in diapers.

If you see a bandwagon, its too late.

When you marry your mistress, you create a job vacancy.

One day I may be meeting you and hearing how you've changed your life by saying, "Farewell to Fat".

Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there.

Its hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.

I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones.