Quotes About In-law

In addition to such mother-in-law violence toward a daughter-in-law, Burbank notes that "women aggress against their co-wives verbally in twenty-nine percent of the societies and physically in eighteen percent of the societies. Sisters-in-law also "aggress against one another in fourteen percent of the societies; mothers-in law and daughters-in-law are an aggressive dyad in twelve percent of the societies

My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee.

Be kind to your mother-in-law, but pay for her board at some good hotel.

Bad wife stays either near or often in the house of her mother

Adam was the luckiest of men; he had no mother-in-law.

I started walking at night with my sister in law which has been amazing. It really does something for you. It just kind of clears the mind, it just makes you feel better, things start to tighten a little bit.

My boyfriends love my dad. He's like the perfect in-law to have. In fact, if my boyfriend and I are in a fight, my dad will choose his side. Always! He loves me, but it is tough love with me.

She suffered much from the adjacent presence of her daughter-in-law, whose misfortune it was to become disagreeable when she was unhappy--perhaps the heaviest curse that can be laid on man, who is born to sorrow.

Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport.

I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in.

I'm often accused of saying some pretty rotten things about my mother-in-law. But quite honestly, she's only got one major fault - it's called breathing.

I bought my mother-in-law a beautiful chair for Christmas, but she won't let me plug it in.

Have I got a mother-in-law. She's so neat she puts paper under the cuckoo clock.

I told my mother-in-law my house is your house. So she sold it.

Wherever you find a wife and mother-in-law slugging it out, you'll find a son who's not speaking up to either his mother or his wife.

It's not that we didn't get along, it's just that my mother-in-law is very objective. She objected to everything I did.

I bought an ideal gift for my mother-in-law - a battery-operated mouth.

Give up all hope of peace so long as your mother-in-law is alive.

Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Ever heard a joke about a father-in-law?

I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, "Get the hell off my property."

I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, 'Get the hell off my property.'

Mother-in-law: a woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of hers.

Go not empty unto thy mother in law.

English Law prohibits a man from marrying his mother-in-law. This is our idea of useless legislation.