Quotes About Dan Gutman

If the president and the Vice President dies who becomes President Thats easy Arnold Swartzanager

That's a prize they give out to people who don't have bells.

Is it true that if we don't return our library books on time you lock us in a dungeon under the school?" I asked. Everybody

Rhyme?" she said. "Is it a crime to talk in rhyme? I'd rather mime, but that takes more time.

My name is A.J. I like football and video games, and I hate school.

What is it?" Dr. McDonald said angrily. There

He was holding up a pair of underwear with the words WORLD'S LARGEST SOURCE OF NATURAL GAS on the back.

I think that only students who do math problems should be allowed to come to the chocolate party," said Andrea. "Could you possibly be any more boring?" I asked her.

just joking!" I protested. "I hate poetry." "Come on, A.J.," said

My name is A.J. and I hate the morning announcements

This is perfect for Amazing but True!" Mrs. McDonald kept saying as she snapped pictures. "My readers will love this!

That's Michael Jackson's 'Thriller'!" Andrea shouted. "I've seen that video!"* "Noooooooo!" shouted Ms. Cuddy. "Not 'Thriller'!