Quotes About Time

She is one of my best friends. Why I've known her ever since we were the same age.

Should auld acquaintances be forgot And never brought to mind? Should auld acquaintance be forgot And days o'auld lang syne?

Destiny may ride with us today, but there is no reason for it to interfere with lunch.

You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there.

Too many people, when they get old, think that they have to live by the calendar.

It will be funny in about 10 years.

If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.

Should auld acquaintance be forgot, And never brought to min?

The older I get, the faster I was.

Know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything's different.

It's always darkest before the dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

Why do people say they wish every day was Friday? If it was always Friday, we'd be here every freakin' day.

Americans are incredibly inpatient. Someone once said that the shortest period of time in America is the time between when the light turns green and when you hear the first horn honk.

Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.

If you're not getting older, you're dead.

I must be getting absent-minded. Whenever I complain that things aren't what they used to be, I always forget to include myself.

Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done.

I am a sundial, and I make a botch Of what is done much better by a watch.

Ugliness is superior to beauty because it lasts longer.

I've been on a calendar, but I've never been on time.

Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.

Time sneaks up on you like a windshield on a bug.

If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don't actually live longer; it just seems longer.