Quotes About Time

It takes a long time to become young.

Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.

Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.

You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

To be seventy years young is sometimes far more cheerful and hopeful than to be forty years old.

Everybody wants to live forever, but nobody wants to grow old.

Many people die at twenty five and aren't buried until they are seventy five.

Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever.

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.

There is absolutely nothing to be said in favour of growing old. There ought to be leglislation against it.

As we grow older, our bodies get shorter and our anecdotes longer.

Yes, time flies. And where did it leave you? Old too soon...smart too late.

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.

There comes a time in every man's life, and I've had plenty of them.

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.

It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes.

I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.

I can't even get three weeks off to have cosmetic surgery.

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.

Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

I said I'd be there in 5 minutes. Quit calling me every half hour.