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Quotes About Lisa Kleypas

Nature had squandered an unreasonable quantity of male beauty on this undeserving creature.
~ Lisa Kleypas, Devil in Winter
I had never ironed anything in my life. The proper pressing of a shirt was a mystery of the universe akin to black holes and dark matter.
~ Lisa Kleypas
Leo knew next to nothing about governesses, save for the drab creatures in novels, who tended to fall in love with the lord of the manor, always with bad results.
~ Lisa Kleypas
Bad divorce?" Hardy asked, his gaze falling to my hands. I realized I was clutching my purse in a death grip. "No, the divorce was great," I said. "It was the marriage that sucked.
~ Lisa Kleypas
In the fairy tale you mentioned last night, I would probably be the villain. But it's possible the villain would treat you far better than the prince would have.
~ Lisa Kleypas
Oh, I have a very pure soul. It's only my private parts that have gotten me into trouble".
~ Lisa Kleypas
He looked like a fallen angel, replete with all the dangerous male beauty that Lucifer could devise.
~ Lisa Kleypas
Bad divorce?" Hardy asked, his gaze falling to my hands. I realized I was clutching my purse in a death grip. "No, the divorce was great," I said. "It was the marriage that sucked.
~ Lisa Kleypas
Marriage would change hardly anything between us, except that we would end our arguments in a much more satisfying way. And of course I would have extensive legal rights over your body, your property, and all your individual freedoms, but I don't see what's so alarming about that.
~ Lisa Kleypas
Nature had squandered an unreasonable quantity of male beauty on this undeserving creature.
~ Lisa Kleypas
Tell me about our legal issues. And use small words. I don't like to think at this hour of the morning. It hurts." ~Leo to Merripen
~ Lisa Kleypas
Would you say that you're a good man, Harry?" He had to think about that. "No," he finally said. "In the fairy tale you mentioned last night, I would probably be the villain. But it's possible the villain would probably treat you far better than the prince would have.
~ Lisa Kleypas
I suppose now I'm obliged to wish you happiness in your new life. Although happiness in the absence of indoor plumbing is a debatable concept.
~ Lisa Kleypas
You won't kiss me for diamonds," he said, his voice slightly raspy, "but you will for chocolates?" Poppy nodded.
~ Lisa Kleypas
I've never had any objection to appearing depraved or villainous. But I draw the line at looking like a prize idiot.
~ Lisa Kleypas
Asking an eight-year-old girl if something is a little over-the-top is like asking a Texan if there are too many jalapenos in the salsa. The answer is always no." -Liberty Jones
~ Lisa Kleypas
What flaw could you possibly find in his appearance?" "His posture," Hannah muttered. "What about it?" "He slouches." "He's an American. They all slouch. The weight of their wallets drags them over.
~ Lisa Kleypas
Evie gave birth later that year to a high-spirited girl with flame-colored curls, leading St. Vincent to the conclusion that it was his destiny to be loved by many red-haired women. He was very pleased.
~ Lisa Kleypas
Well, I find a strange comfort in the fact that he wouldn't feel this degree of animosity now, had he not loved me so much before.
~ Lisa Kleypas
Haven, don't ask me to define the boundaries of normal. You know how I was raised. My father once struck strands of his own pubic hair onto a painting and sold it for a million dollars.
~ Lisa Kleypas
Sam was waiting for her,his gaze sweeping over her. "Looks great." "I look like a geek," Lucy said. "I smell like a brewery. And I need a bra." "My dream date.
~ Lisa Kleypas
Turning to Winterborne, he remarked casually, "No one's ever showered me with cash before. I must say, it inspires feelings of instant affection.
~ Lisa Kleypas
I've heard that hat making drives people mad," Pandora remarked. "Which I don't understand, because it doesn't seem tedious enough to do that." "It isn't the job that drives them mad," West said. "It's the mercury solution they use to smooth the felt. After repeated exposure, it addles the brain. Hence the term 'mad as a hatter.
~ Lisa Kleypas
Helen likes Brussels sprouts. How can anyone trust her opinion?
~ Lisa Kleypas