Quotes About Magic

Eoin Colfer, Artemis Fowl

It's like learning to ride a unicorn. You never forget.

FABLEHAVEN: None who enter will leave unchanged. Trespassers will be turned to stone.

Bite me, Harry Potter.

Magicians disappear all the time, but as soon as a regular person does it, everyone is all scared. "Tom's gone!" "Is he a magician?" "No." "Then let's print up some flyers!"

I gave him my best cryptic smile. He did not fall down to his feet, kiss my shoes, and promise me the world. I must be getting rusty.

How does a sesame seed stick to a bun? That's magical. There must be some sesame seed glue out there. Either that or they're adhesive on one side. Peel off the backing, place it on the bun.

You have the Midas touch. Everything you touch turns to a muffler.

If Harry Potter's so magical, why cant he cure his own eyesight and get laid. A teenage lad shouldnt need a broomstick to cling onto.

Who knows, my friend? Maybe the sword does have some magic. Personally, I think it's the warrior who wields it.

Don't mess with a wizard when he's wizarding!

I love being a wizard. Every day is like Disneyland.

It rained toads the day the White Council came to town.

My understanding of magic is fairly straightforward. Hit enemies with a sword until they're dead. If they rise again, hit them again. Repeat as necessary. It worked against Set.

Now, the magic of British parks at night, as Bill Oddie presents.. Gaywatch.

You know, I'm not very good at magic - I can only do half of a trick. Yes - I'm a member of the Magic Semi-circle.

You see the button with the guy with the tray, and you push it, and he arrives with a sandwich! And you think: "Yes! Yes! I control sandwich monkey! I live in magic land, magic land, magic land"

Roger's wand made a crackling noise as he traced it around Winston's arms, down his waist, and everywhere else.

He tried to look up more about magical curses online – but as usual, the internet wasn't a huge help, and mostly just its best to convince him he was about to die. - 'Only Human' by Meredith Katz

Don't ever let anyone tell you that fairy tales aren't real. I drink a potion made from magic beans every day, and it brings me back to life.

Merlin's pants!" shrieked Hermione, jumping up and running from the room."Merlin's pants?" repeated Ron, looking amused. "She must be really upset.

Ksenia Anske, The Badlings

My cat has been Petrified.I want to see some punishment!

You can thank Henry Ford for that. He was a warlock, you know.