Quotes About Knowledge

A stupid man's report of what a clever man says is never accurate because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand.

Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.

Computers will never take the place of books. You can't stand on a floppy disk to reach a high shelf.

If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to?

To surrender to ignorance and call it God has always been premature, and it remains premature today.

An intellectual is someone who has found something more interesting than sex.

I may not know much, but I know the difference between chicken sh.. and chicken salad.

Weve all met people who are supposedly incredibly intelligent but dont know which way to sit on a lavatory.

There are things known and there are things unknown, and in between are the doors.

Politics is perhaps the only profession for which no preparation is thought necessary.

By the time you're eighty years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember it.

Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more.

We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.

If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer.

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?

I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well.

For your information, I would like to ask a question.

A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers.

Wisdom and knowledge, as well as virtue, diffused generally among the body of the people being necessary for the preservation of their rights and liberties; and as these depend on spreading the opportunities and advantages of education in various parts of the country, and among the different orders of the people, it shall be the duty of legislators and magistrates in all future periods of this commonwealth to cherish the interests of literature and the sciences

Education is the key to unlock the golden door of freedom.

My graduation speech: I would like to thank wikipedia, copy and paste. I'm out peeps.

Education is what remains when one has forgotten everything he learned in school.

I have never let my schooling interfere with my education. ...

Of course there's a lot of knowledge in universities: the freshmen bring a little in; the seniors don't take much away, so knowledge sort of accumulates.