Quotes About Knowledge

Explaining humor is a lot like dissecting a frog, you learn a lot in the process, but in the end you kill it.

She was old too, when she went to school they didn't have history.

I read Shakespeare and the Bible, and I can shoot dice. That's what I call a liberal education.

Three minutes thought would suffice to find this out; but thought is irksome and three minutes is a long time.

Librarians are the secret masters of the world. They control information. Don't ever piss one off.

A library is like an island in the middle of a vast sea of ignorance, particularly if the library is very tall and the surrounding area has been flooded.

I was coming home from kindergarten - well they told me it was kindergarten. I found out later I had been working in a factory for ten years. It's good for a kid to know how to make gloves.

It is a great thing to start life with a small number of really good books which are your very own.

All men are born with a nose and ten fingers, but no one was born with a knowledge of God.

He knows so little and knows it so fluently.

Men are all the same, they think that because they came out of the belly of a woman they know all there is to know about women.

The only thing I use my body for is to carry my brain around.

The ability to speak does not make you intelligent.

Historians are like deaf people who go on answering questions that no one has asked them.

There is a foolish corner in the brain of the wisest man.

Stupid men are the only ones worth knowing after all.

I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.

An original idea. That can't be too hard. The library must be full of them.

Wikipedia is the first place I go when I'm looking for knowledge... or when I want to create some.

All that I've learned, I've forgotten. The little that I still know, I've guessed.

Provided that nothing like useful knowledge could be gained from them, provided they were all story and no reflection, she had never any objection to books at all.

You know what GED stands for? Good Enough Diploma.

I like to use big words so people will think I know what I'm talking about.

If she can't spell, why is she a librarian? Librarians should know how to spell.