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Quotes About Ham

I have the insecurities of any actress, I suppose of any woman. Even the most beautiful ones feel unhappy. Look at Bardot: she was suicidal. But I like to play with the camera. I like to ham it up.
~ Chloe Sevigny
Ham is undoubtedly one of the most universally beloved of meats, at least in those parts of the world where it's not prohibited.
~ Kate Christensen
My dad was a ham, too. He could sell those women anything. Of all his sons, I was the only one he could trust to sell as well as he could. I was proud of that.
~ Paul Lynde
{Summertime she speaks of winter, she eats ham, but speaks of beef, got a good man but, flirts with another. She might as well go to hell, cause she ain't gonna be happy in heaven either!}
~ Nancy B. Brewer
I'm quite happy to laugh at Argentina's obsession with ham and cheese, but not, you know, delicate bits of their history.
~ James May
It is ham; there is no such thing as Canadian bacon.
~ Walter Block
Well, Joe Biden has done it again. He showed up at the White House Passover Seder with a bunch of ham sandwiches.
~ leno jay iii
He was a blessing to all the juvenile part of the neighbourhood, for in summer he was for ever forming parties to eat cold ham and chicken out of doors, and in winter his private balls were numerous enough for any young lady who was not suffering under the insatiable appetite of fifteen.
~ Jane Austen
When I get home after being away for work, my wife always stuffs the fridge with loads of what she calls 'nibbles' - all the great things you can eat straight from the fridge, like chunks of cheese, slices of ham, bowls of hummus.
~ Alfred Molina
If we had some cheese, we could have a ham-and-cheese sandwich," replies Father Captain de Soya, "if we had some ham.
~ Dan Simmons
I used to do school plays. I never really took any acting classes. I'm just a natural ham, I guess.
~ Queen Latifah
My father was a ham radio geek, and I remember the glow of the vacuum tubes from a Hammarlund receiver that became a hand-me-down to me.
~ Bre Pettis
There are two kinds of ham: raw and cooked. Raw ham is cured with salt and/or smoke over time; cooked ham is boiled. Every culture that makes ham has its own unique and various methods.
~ Kate Christensen
I love pineapple. You know, pineapple's great on ham, and just on its own, and in a drink. It's a very versatile fruit.
~ Vic Reeves
Dog's ears went up at the word "ham": they say dogs have a vocabulary of about twenty words, and I was pretty sure that seventeen of Dog's were ham.
~ Craig Johnson
Once more it was transported by horse-drawn carts across country to Ham, and then by barge down the Thames to its present site.
~ Unknown
Hash, heroin, ham, hip-hop and heavy metal were all equally illegal, and just as accessible, if you knew who to call. 'I can get you bacon if you want,' offered Omid with the sneaky wink of a playground drug dealer. I almost felt I was disappointing him by being a vegetarian.
~ Unknown
Pancakes with a slice of ham on top and three eggs on the slice of ham.
~ Jim Harrison
rich old gentleman who lived at Scoatney Hall, five miles away, always sent us a ham at Christmas whether we paid the rent or not. He died last November and we have sadly missed the ham.
~ Dodie Smith
the ingredients for lunch: ciabatta bread, couscous salad with apricots, ham, and a goat's cheese flan
~ Unknown
Here where vegetables are scarce—or, it seems, scarcely eaten—there are times when ham (gorgeous, fantastic ham!) is the starter, the vegetable, and the main dish, all in one.
~ Michael Paterniti
The Pig, if I am not mistaken, Supplies us sausage, ham, and Bacon. Let others say his heart is big, I think it stupid of the Pig.
~ Unknown
My dad was a ham, too. He could sell those women anything. Of all his sons, I was the only one he could trust to sell as well as he could. I was proud of that.
~ Paul Lynde
Genesis 9:18–27. This is the account of the debauchery of Noah, and the indiscreet discovery of his naked drunkenness by his son Ham. Ham told his brothers of their father's condition, but they, averting their eyes from the humiliating sight, did not see what Ham had seen, and were therefore spared the curse that Noah
~ Peter J. Gomes