Quotes About Oddity

I suppose the truth is that, yes, I'm not odd enough not to have done the things I've ended up doing with my life.

The world's full of strange things. Stuff that doesn't make sense until you really think about it. Happenings like the ones in the old tales.

I don't like standard beauty - there is no beauty without strangeness.

I am the odd man out in the family.

I understand the technique of eccentricity; it would be futile for a man to labor at establishing a reputation for oddity if he were ready at the slightest provocation to revert to normal action.

The rich. You know why they're so odd? Because they can afford to be.

Keep it weird. They'll get it later.

You might be a redneck if you've ever stood in line to get your picture taken with a freak of nature.

Paradox is thus a much deeper and universal concept than the ancients would have dreamed. Rather than an oddity, it is a mainstay of the philosophy of science.

The day will always have some bit of weirdness in it like a piece of fruit with one bad spot. Spit it out as fast as u can and eat the rest!

I think there's something in the fact that it's hard to be good looking and funny. You have to have an oddball quality; people have to sympathise with you to find you funny.

I laugh at weird times - at good and bad things alike. I laugh simply when things are incongruous. It's not necessarily a judgment - as it is noticing the oddity of something.

I thought weirdness was a good thing. I don't mean that defensively, either. I thought it was something to be cultivated.

If I am just home and writing, I become very strange.

When I'm 70 I might be a man in a park just wandering around, speaking in tongues with kids throwing bread at me.

Why do dachshunds wear their ears inside out?

In my house there's this light switch that doesn't do anything. Every so often, I would flick it on and off just to check. Yesterday, I got a call from a woman in Germany. She said 'cut it out'

Aren't we all a bunch of weirdos?

People think my friend George is weird because he wears sideburns...behind his ears. I think he's weird because he wears false teeth...with braces on them.

He gives me the hairy eyeball, and asks me to help him find his pancreas.

People don't expect me to have a weird sense of humor, but I do. I'm very eccentric.

I've got a Siamese cat. It has 2 heads and 18 lives.

I'd seen weirder things than a haunted shoe, but not many.

There was no way to have a civilized conversation with that guy. It's like he was raised by giraffes or something.