Quotes About Skepticism

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, shame on both of us.

I hated high school. I don't trust anybody who looks back on the years from 14 to 18 with any enjoyment. If you liked being a teenager, there's something wrong with you.

I hated school. I don't trust anybody who looks back on the years from 14 to 18 with any enjoyment. If you liked being a teenager, there's something really wrong with you.

In a terrified world, false news was king.

He was only twelve, and understood that his experience of the world was limited, but one thing he was quite sure of: when someone said trust me, they were usually lying through their teeth.

Hadn't somebody said that perfect paranoia and perfect awareness were the same thing?

It's the world's smallest violin, playing 'My Heart Pumps Purple Piss for You'.

PRECOGNITION, TELEPATHY, BULLSHIT! EAT MY DONG, YOU EXTRASENSORY TURKEY!

It's just that if there's a God, he's doing a piss poor job.

Some guys-a lot of guys-don't believe what they are seeing, especially if it gets in the way of what they want to eat or drink or believe. Me, I don't believe in God. But if i saw him, I would. I wouldn't just go around saying, Jesus, that was a great special effect. The definition of an asshole is a guy who doesn't believe what he's seeing.

They are surprised that he did it, though, which shows you that the male mind expects very little in the way of altruism from it's fellows.

when someone says they're going to be honest with you, they are in most cases preparing to lie faster than a horse can trot.

person did what a person could, whether it was setting up gravestones or trying to convince twenty-first-century men and women that there were monsters in the world, and their greatest advantage was the unwillingness of rational people to believe.

I thought you were good, but you are not good. You are just a lying old dirty birdie.

Your bullshit quotient is higher than my husband

Beware of wolves in sheep's clothing, for they will feed you delicious morsels that they may later feast upon your tender flesh.

Experience has tutored me well that most will lie or cheat to get the better hand. It's why I prefer solitude to social interaction. - Bethany

Beware! Friends are like chameleons, for they can turn enemies overnight.

Better or worse, we are living such a fallacious world, where people like to seek their own interests in in others' matters.

Snakes hide in grass, people behind their lies.

The biggest mistake that you will make in life is believing that governments act in the public interest.

Listen to all, believe few, count on some, but trust none.

If you love god, burn a church.

I don't believe in love at first sight. I think it's a grave mistake.