Quotes About Skepticism

There is no more evidence of the effectiveness of advertising than of the existence of God.

Everyone calls himself a friend, but only a fool relies on it: nothing is commoner than the name, nothing rarer than the thing.

I have tried, I said, but he does not believe me. It is too late for that now (it is always too late for truth, I thought).

I don't say I don't believe, I say I don't know, I know what I see with my eyes and I never see it.

I drank it and I said, 'It isn't like it seems to be.' - 'I know. It never is,' he said

I asked my mother why we couldn't have books and she said, 'The trouble with a book is that you never know what's in it until it's too late.' I thought to myself, 'Too late for what?

No man believes what he does not feel to be true. I should like to unbelieve myself. I sleep at night and wake in the morning hoping to be gone. it never happens. One knee forward, one knee bent, I bear the world.

People will believe anything. Except, it seems, the truth.

Hatred, as well as love, renders its votaries credulous.

Enemigo de cuanto lleva el nombre de partido, facción o cábala, jamás he esperado nada bueno de las personas que a ellos pertenecen.

You might think that there's some authority you could look for to answers, but all of the authorities you can think of are fake.

You might think that there's some authority you could look to for answers, but all of the authorities you can think of are fake.

Being nice to governments doesn't work, they are such lying bastards.

I just think that pick-up lines in general are horrible. None of them work.

Most things in this world don´t work, aspirin do.

Just because people don't trust people doesn't mean [they] don't like them. There are lots of paranoid people in the world. You figure out their personalities and make them work.

It is more rational to suspect knavery and folly than to discount, at a stroke, everything that past experience has taught me about the way things actually work

Most people probably become more jaded the longer they work in the world of work.

You can't trust girls. When I get a girlfriend I am not going to tell her where I live or work.

Beware of the man who praises women's liberation; he is about to quit his job.

Does that really work, converting someone with a bumper sticker? How weak of a mind do you have to have?

When are people going to learn? Democracy doesn't work.

You know anything about investigative work?" "Sure. Annoy the people involved until the guilt party tries to make you go away.

Don't believe everything you hear on the street.