Quotes About Skepticism

I am somewhat skeptical about these findings.

It was an organization of obstacles and precautions—based at bottom on a profound suspicion of human nature."11 Furthermore,

The easy confidence with which I know another man's religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.

All generalizations are false, including this one.

When the eyes say one thing, and the tongue another, a practiced man relies on the language of the first.

You know the oxygen masks on airplanes? I don't think there's really any oxygen. I think they're just to muffle the screams.

Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.

How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand.

When there is an old maid in the house, a watchdog is unnecessary.

The margin of error in astrology is plus or minus one hundred percent.

When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here?

Let me assure you that the humourless as a bunch don't just not know what's funny, they don't know what's serious. They have no common sense, either, and shouldn't be trusted with anything.

According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless.

I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes.

"Not sure," he retorted; "you call yourself a journalist, and admit there is a subject under Heaven of which you are not sure!"

I've never eaten a Hot Pocket and then afterwards been, I'm glad I ate that. I'm always like, I'm gonna die.

I see no reason to suppose these machines will ever force themselves into general use.

The Americans, they always depend on a method what I call ... stupid, silly. All I ask is check yourself. Do not in fact repeat their lies.

Don't believe everything you read on the Internet.

April Fools' is the only day to take people seriously.

Sketchy black van? Weird stalking of my house? What are you going to do next, offer me some candy?

Now you be careful in the real world" said Armpit " Not everyone is as nice as us.

That's all right, " she told him. "I can manage. I can sleep outside just fine."Four pairs of eyes looked at her with a distinctly male skepticism.

That's easy, " Russell said. "Because everybody else in this here place is crooked as a dog's hind leg. ...