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Quotes About Authority

She forces me to endure this ridiculous therapy, when the so-called counselors are little better than misguided do-gooders with degrees. -Artemis Fowl
~ Eoin Colfer
Don't feel bad; I regularly reduce people to unintelligible stammers.
~ Eoin Colfer
We're being led by an idiot with a crayon.
~ Eoin Colfer
HOLLY: Are you suggesting I occasionally stray from the rule book? FOALY: No. I'm suggesting you do not own a copy of the rule book, and if you do, you have certainly never opened it.
~ Eoin Colfer
I'm LEP. A captain. No rent-a-cop gnome is going to stand in the way of my orders.
~ Eoin Colfer
Listen to me, convict. I have not traveled all this way to listen to your war stories. So shut your trap before I shut it for you. Commander Julius Root
~ Eoin Colfer
Doobie always wanted to see the badge. It was shiny, and he was eight.
~ Eoin Colfer
Holly: Seven and a half hours to save the world. Isn't there some law that says we get twenty-four? Artemis: I don't think Opal pays much attention to laws.
~ Eoin Colfer
Control puberty? snorted the bodyguard.If you manage that, you'll be the first.
~ Eoin Colfer
aurum est potestas
~ Eoin Colfer
I am so sick of you smart kids. Why can't you just boost cars or steal stuff like normal kids?' 'We do steal stuff. Just bigger stuff.
~ Eoin Colfer
I have it on very good authority that I have a lovely pee-pee, so lay off.
~ Eoin Colfer
I did what all good Iriah dads do when faced with a worthy adversary..I said Ask your mother!!
~ Eoin Colfer
D'Arvit!" growled Root. (There is no point translating that word, as it would have to be censored.)
~ Eoin Colfer
Holly's mouth was a tight line as she shook her head. "Navy rules, Butler. You're on my boat, you follow my orders." "As I remember, I brought the boat." "Yes, thanks for bringing my boat.
~ Eoin Colfer
Hat dich jemand reinkommen sehen? Ja, das FBI, die CIA, die NSA, die DEA und das MI6. Ach ja, und die GPB. Die GPB? Gesamte Polizeibelegschaft.
~ Eoin Colfer
Sometimes, Spiro missed the times when a troublesome worker would be thrown out a high window and that was the end of him. These days, if you threw someone out of a window, they'd phone their lawyer on the way down.
~ Eoin Colfer
I know what you're thinking," said Root. "Why am I picking on you every day? Why don't I ever bawl out those other layabouts?" Holly said nothing, but agreement was written all over her face. "I'll tell you why, shall I?" Holly risked a nod. "It's because you're a girl.
~ Eoin Colfer
One: listen to your commander—he is always right. Two: ignore all hunches, unless suggested by your commander, who is always right. Three: if in doubt, call your commander. The one who is always right.
~ Eoin Colfer
The officer holstered his weapon, drawing out a set of cuffs.
~ Eoin Colfer
But always among the humans, there are those individuals who would control all they see and are threatened by that which they do not understand.
~ Eoin Colfer
Spider-Man's Uncle Ben said it better: With great power comes great responsibility.
~ Eoin Colfer
749Aurum potestas est
~ Eoin Colfer
Ga Artemis redden. Dat is het allerlaatste bevel dat je van me krijgt, kapitein. En waag het niet dat in de wind te slaan. - Root
~ Eoin Colfer