Quotes About Anatomy

This was a characteroloical prelude, but it wasn't chemical or somatic. It was the anatomy of melancholy, not the anatomy of his brain.

Anatomy is to physiology as geography is to history; it describes the theatre of events.

I have no history but the length of my bones.

Like people, a picture has a skeleton, muscles and skin.

What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way?

God displayed a sense of humor when he configured the region between our legs an entertainment complex built around a sewage system.

Sometimes I can't figure designers out. It's as if they flunked human anatomy.

I call my balls the bush twins.

That's why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.

Humor is like a frog; if you dissect it, it dies.

That's an interesting philosophical question. When your boner goes away, is that one gone... forever?

Understanding humor is like dissecting a live frog. It can be done, but the frog tends to die in the process.

Jace suggested that the cast of "Gilligan's Island" could go do something anatomically unlikely with themselves.

He gives me the hairy eyeball, and asks me to help him find his pancreas.

Humor is like a frog. You can dissect it to see how it works, but by then, it's dead.

I don't have lungs anymore! Just two spare bags that flew in under a bridge one day.

Apparently it takes, like, forty-seven muscles to frown. Flippin' the bird' s a hell of a lot easier.

Men have two outstanding features--their brains and their genitalia. Unfortunately, both rarely function simultaneously.

Ever notice that phrenologists have funny-shaped heads?

By brain is meant, in the first instance, something more than the pink-grey jelly of the anatomist. It is, even to a scientist, the organ of imagination.

men think the uterus is a tracking device.)

The leafless trees, with their black branches stretched hysterically in every direction, looked to him like illustrations of a central nervous system racked by disease: studies of human suffering anatomized against the winter sky.

Our skin is the largest organ and one of the ways we eliminate waste.

I put a bullet into the back of the crocodile's neck just behind the head, thus killing it. If a crocodile is hit in any other part of its anatomy it disappears into the water and is irrecoverable.