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Quotes About Lawnmower

It was one of those perfect summer days - the sun was shining a breeze was blowing the birds were singing and the lawnmower was broken.
~ James Dent
Leela: "There are many implements here that would make excellent weapons. See, over there! With a few modifications, that could be an effective tank!" The Doctor: "It's a ride-on lawnmower." Leela: "It's churning blades would be a fearsome sight as we rode into battle!" The Doctor: "I'm not sure we'd be such a fearsome sight riding into battle at three miles an hour.
~ Eddie Robson
My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didn't take it out of my garden.
~ Eric Morecambe
In fact the Gods were as puzzled by all this as the wizards were, but they were powerless to do anything and in any case were engaged in an eons-old battle with the Ice Giants, who had refused to return the lawnmower.
~ Terry Pratchett
My neighbor asked me if he could borrow my lawnmower. I told him he could — as long as he didn't take it out of my yard.
~ Author Unknown
Statements like "Our GPS technology allows our driverless lawnmower to be guided by ten different satellites" are going to invite a ton of questions about satellites and robots
~ Donald Miller
My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didn't take it out of my garden.
~ Eric Morecambe