Quotes About Sunshine State

Through the harsh design of fate, Florida was dealt the unfortunate circumstances of bearing the brunt of not one but two hurricanes, and it appears more dark clouds are poised to visit the Sunshine State.

If she ever got the chance to settle down, it would be in the U.S. — on the west coast though. Somewhere with sun.

Florida, bro. It's different.

The state of Florida is an attractive place to live.

I am a Florida guy. I don't do cold.

Florida is nice, but Texas is my favorite state.

So here's the kicker: with the state taxes we're saving every year, we are literally paying off our entire new home in six years! Did you catch that? We're paying for our entire home out of the tax savings we now get as residents of the Sunshine State instead of the Golden State. Kind of makes you think we should have done it sooner, huh? Better late than never.

Floridians have accustomed themselves to this nasty vermin [the cockroach] as just another of the Sunshine State's rogue inhabitants, not so different from its serial killers, native shit-kickers, oblivious tourists, faux-mermaids, cocaine kingpins, moron surfers, nouveau-riche snowbirds, spooky clairvoyants and Jimmy Buffet wanna-be's.

I think it might honestly be time for the Sunshine State to officially change its motto to the Worst State.

Florida? I'd never been there and all my life I've liked orange juice.

I'm from California, and still live in LA.

Florida: God's waiting room.

I'm from Clearwater, Florida, and I love Nashville so much I don't even really miss the beach.

Through the harsh design of fate, Florida was dealt the unfortunate circumstances of bearing the brunt of not one but two hurricanes, and it appears more dark clouds are poised to visit the Sunshine State.

Florida: America's hot, moist land-wang.

I represent Orlando, Florida, the world's number one vacation destination.

We ought to be bragging about Florida!

I'm from Tucson, Arizona.

Everyone's really lazy in L.A.

I am big into water sports and just being out on the water. That is second nature to me, being from Florida.

You know you're an Arizona native when... a rainy day puts you in a good mood.