Quotes About Travel

Packing is my pet hate.

Over the waves, with the wind behind her and foam at her neck, she flew like a bird until her curved prow had covered the distance...

Foreign places yield more to one who is himself worth meeting.

RyanAir have been getting a hard time because they've launched a £7 flight to New York. Although as always with RyanAir it does land slightly outside of New York. In Dublin.

The best evidence that time travel is impossible is the fact that we haven't been invaded by hordes of tourists from the future.

I was just in London - there is a 6 hour time difference. I'm still confused. When I go to dinner, I feel sexy. When I go to bed, I feel hungry.

Where a pack of monkeys had traveled over the road, the smell of them lingered for a long time in the air, a dry and stale, mousy smell.

Get over jet-lag quickly. I think a lot of people waste the first few days sleeping in the wrong time zone. Sometimes I take melatonin but at other times a glass of wine will do it.

I don't like to spend money when I'm traveling. I like to go places like Hawaii and not spend money. I splurge on time.

I'm so lazy. I'm on the road all the time working, so when I'm at home, my perfect date is just laying on the couch!

If you were back in the Cretaceous Period - the last of the time of the dinosaurs - and you were driving from New York to Philadelphia on the New Jersey Turnpike, you would be driving across water.

With all the travelling and performing I've been doing, it's hard to find time to practice! But seriously, I probably did most of my practicing when I was younger.

Have I turned into a motorized preacher? We spend so much time in cars that if you don't try to get some experiences out of it, you can go crazy.

While I enjoy spending time in L.A., Britain is my home.

I'm lucky that most of the time I'm on location in amazing places. Most of the time, I don't need holidays, I just stop working.

My first full year of touring, I did 300 days on the road. That was not including the travel time or publicity or anything else - that was just dates. I was home probably less than 50 days that year.

For years, I had no time for exploratory travel.

I got drunk in Canada. I was there for 2 days but I was drunk there for 4 days. I don't know how it worked. I guess it was with the time difference or something.

If you just do 50 to 60 shows a year, it's not that much time away from home.

I love Cheetos, those hot, spicy kind. And chocolate. Every time I'm in the airport I'm buying Cheetos and eating them on the airplane.

I lived in London for small amounts of time, and in Florida and New York.

I don't know if Jerry Lawler got here in a plane, or a time machine.

I'm having an unbelievable time on the road. I am taking the time to explore each new city in a way I never have before.

I stayed in New York City for the first time, I'd always wanted to do that.