Quotes About Travel

I hate sitting in traffic, because I always get run over.

When I go abroad I always sail from Boston because it is such a pleasant place to get away from.

You know the oxygen masks on airplanes? I don't think there's really any oxygen. I think they're just to muffle the screams.

All of the Mets' road wins against Los Angeles this year have been at Dodger Stadium.

Our first stop was red square, the heart of Moscow - if Moscow has one.

We can't hear the balance yet because the soloist is still on the airplane.

A hundred years ago, it could take you the better part of a year to get from New York to California; whereas today, because of equipment problems at O'Hare, you can't get there at all.

Good Americans, when they die, go to Paris.

When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, 'Well, what do you need?'

Funny, isn't it? The airlines go to all that trouble to keep you from taking a gun on board, then they just hand you a dinner roll you could kill a musk ox with.

I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.

I'm staying in a lovely hotel, dressing robe behind the door, lovely fluffy sheets - took me a half an hour getting my suitcase closed.

Every parent knows that for a kid, the car is chloroform.

The food on the plane was fit for a king. "Here, King!"

I thought it would be funny to take a photo in the White House bathroom, I take pictures everywhere I go, but I don't think I can top that one.

Everybody is corrupted by hotel rooms. You can't help it. It's the only place in the world where you walk in and the first think you do is steal everything before you take your coat off.

The S.S. Sierra was a ten-thousand-ton vessel. Today, lifeboats bigger than the Sierra are found on the Queen Mary and other luxury liners.

I travel a lot to promote the perfumes and to do the commercials.

I had my first bowl of gazpacho when I was fifteen in Spain, and the impression it made was a lasting one.

I want to go to Egypt and Japan and open orphanages... a chain of them.

I look forward to the invention of faster-than-light travel. What I'm not looking forward to is the long wait in the dark once I arrive at my destination.

The funny thing is that I'm the girl who no one sees at the beach. Ask anyone who's traveled with me. Normally, I'm in so many layers, I look like Lawrence of Arabia!

'The Amazing Race' has always been the gold standard of reality television to me. It's smart, it's funny, and it's entertaining as hell.

I eat the same way Doc Brown fuels the DeLorean at the end of Back to the Future.