Quotes About Travel

The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.

Tourists - have some fun with New york's hard-boiled cabbies. When you get to your destination, say to your driver, "Pay? I was hitchhiking."

A friend of mine once sent me a post card with a picture of the entire planet Earth taken from space. On the back it said, 'Wish you were here.

Hearing Mass is the ceremony I most favor during my travels. Church is the only place where someone speaks to me and I do not have to answer back.

Boy what a hotel that was, why they stole my towel.

I thought "RV" stood for "Recreational Vehicle." No! It stands for "Ruins Vacations."

Last year we drove across the country...We had one cassette tape to listen to on the entire trip... I don't remember what it was.

I didn't see much besides Melbourne and a quick trip down to the Twelve Apostles, but all the Aussies I encountered were good-spirited and had a fine sense of humor.

One does not go to Moscow to get fat.

I've always wanted to have a suitcase handcuffed to my wrist. That's not a full joke there! It's filler.

I think there is some methodology in my travels.

I hit two trees and fell down a ditch. And that was just walking from the lodge.

If you wanna find out 101 things to do with plums, heh, read your in-flight magazine.

I've been to all 50 states, and traveled this whole country, and 90 percent of the people are good folks. The rest of them take after the other side of the family.

Well, you know, I think the American people are sacrificing now. I think they're waiting in airport lines longer than they've ever had before.

Sometimes there's a tackiness about Route 66 that out-tacks any tackiness I've ever seen anywhere else. And the Meramec Caverns are the pinnacle of that tack.

I have a lovely room and bath in the hotel. It's a little inconvenient, they're in two separate buildings!

When I saw a sign on the freeway that said, "Los Angeles 445 miles," I said to myself, "I've got to get out of this lane."

My boyfriend is named Percocet, " I say. "We're very close. I even went to Europe with him last summer.

The drive to Santa Fe on I-25 is midly zen. There are public road signs that say "Gusty Winds May Exist". This seems more like lazy philosophy than travel advice.

Wisdom of the Ages: "Look out Below!" Air Asia's catchy new advertising slogan.

The French have the right respect for dogs--in France we chiens get to go to lunch and dinner anytime, anywhere.

I looked down at the brochure nearest me."We're going to Nigeria, " I threatened. "I hope you like elephant polo." -Liberty Jones

Great, ' I said. 'Visit exotic Australia. Get bitten by an exotic snake. Die exotically.