Quotes About Travel

Being on the plane is my catch-up time. I write thank-you notes. I read. I write stand-up jokes.

Pack an outfit to change into on the plane.

My mom always does this thing where, the closer I get to home, the more she calls. 'Hey, listen, how's your plane? Did you land? Are you landing? Sweetie. Listen. We want to... ' The anxiety amps up exponentially as I get closer, and then I can't get out fast enough.

I'm on the road a lot, so I'm always carrying resistance bands with me. I use them in hotels and even on Uber rides or on the plane.

I was in Africa once. I was in Kenya. I got off the plane, and I thought, 'Africa...' Some guy in a dashiki said, 'Mr. Bundy. Oh my God, it's you.'

At night, I try to sheet mask. I'm one of those people who does it on the plane.

If I'm on the plane, I insist on being comfortable. I don't believe in getting dressed up to fly. There's no reason for that, especially when it's 16 hours to fly internationally.

I try to bring a lot of water on the plane with me and eat a really good meal.

On a plane you can pick up more and better people than on any other public conveyance since the stagecoach.

I would hate to be on a plane every day.

I always like to arrive at the airport early to enjoy breakfast and lounge about so that when I get on the plane all my travel fever has disappeared.

I like to layer when I fly - the climate always changes from the airport to the plane to the new city.

There are months when I'm on a plane every day!

I have dictated stories from an airport after writing the story out in longhand on the plane that I got from phone interviews and then was applauded by editors for 'working magic.'

I travel a fair amount, read on the plane, and I read fast.

I had my airplane, and I'd use it as a car whenever I could. If the drive was going to be longer than an hour, I was flying the plane instead. And in California, it's really easy to have a drive longer than an hour.

I started writing an album on flights to Africa and Brazil, but it was crazy because I left the notebook on the plane. It had seven or eight songs in it. After that, I'm not writing any more songs on notebooks - and I keep my Blackberry close!

If you're going on a plane journey, you're more likely to take one of my stories than 'Finnegan's Wake.'

Leaving the house is a big enough occasion for me, so getting on a plane and flying across the world and playing to a room full of people is just out of this world.

I've flown halfway around the world to kiss a girl. I jumped on a plane and flew to Australia.

I've seen a lot of people buy my books and then fall asleep on the plane soon afterwards.

Eating a lot on the plane is not good for jet lag.

I usually try to eat in my restaurants before I fly, as I'd rather sleep on the plane and just order a salad with cheese, maybe some ice cream.

If you are someone's guest on a corporate jet, the most important thing to remember is not just to be on time, but to be early. If you hold up the departure of the jet by as much as 10 minutes, you may cause the plane to wait in line for another hour or two before obtaining new clearance.