Quotes About Humility

The abbot cleared his throat. "You are all very stupid people, " he told them graciously, "and you do not know anything at all.

My cat mocks me frequently. It's the universe's way of keeping me from getting too big of an ego.

I'm thinking skywriting. 'Sorry I was an asshat. Please forgive my stupid butt.

He just wasn't into flaunting his awesomeness, but sometimes a person's awesomeness simply flaunts itself, even when you politely ask it not to.

I'm a fool.At least i'm a self aware fool.

Sometimes we know people who aretoo wonderful for words. I am not one of them.Or you, for that matter, as you well know.

I'm past competing in pissing contests. My jet stream is now more of a trickle. The only contest I'd win is the number of trips to the bathroom it takes to purge a 32oz soda.

The key to being a great agent is treating everyone like a celebrity and treating a celebrity like everyone else.

You might as well laugh at yourself, everyone else is.

Intelligence is being intelligent enough to know you're not so intelligent as you intelligently once thought.

I like to think I'm not stupid often, tonight proves that when I am, I do it in a big way.

He who thinks he's the best is not the best... And the one who thinks "he who thinks he's the best is not the best" is also not the best.

A blank piece of paper is God's way of telling us how hard it is to be God.

See that the imagination of nature is far, far greater than the imagination of man.

he must deny his right to himself, and he must realize who Jesus Christ is before he will bring himself to do it. Beware of refusing to go to the funeral of your own independence

Brokenness is the STRIPPING OF SELF-RELIANCE AND INDEPENDENCE FROM GOD...but he is cast in total dependence upon the grace of God working in and through him.

There is no limit to the amount of good you can do if you don't care who gets the credit.

Humility is not thinking less of yourself, it's thinking of yourself less.

I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn't learn something from him.

It is impossible for a man to learn what he thinks he already knows.

When you're good at something, you'll tell everyone. When you're great at something, they'll tell you.

In God's economy, nothing is wasted. Through failure, we learn a lesson in humility which is probably needed, painful though it is.

I'd be conceited if I said I could, but I'd be lying if I said I couldn't.

You are not Atlas carrying the world on your shoulder. It is good to remember that the planet is carrying you.