Quotes About Humility

One of the great things about being an older person is that I am very aware of the scope of the work and the historical sense of it. It's bigger than me.

For me, I'm not going to be hitting the ball out of the ballpark. I know that.

I'm awful at hockey.

I have met people who have called me the god of hockey, but in my head, I know who I am.

I don't think you're going to see any hockey player tell the media or anyone they're the best player in the world. It's just not who we are.

My team never let it go up in my head that I am a record holder.

I play 'Rock Band' with my friends' kids, and they completely beat me senseless with it. I feel like I'm holding them back. I try to play the drums, and I just can't play the drums. I think I need to work on my skills.

I just don't take myself as seriously anymore. But as a result of that, I am taking myself more seriously. My ego has gone on holiday, and it can't get a flight back home.

I conduct myself as if I am a spaceman in Hollywood. I don't want to do anything fancy. I don't want people to send me free clothes. I just want to be grateful for this craft they let me do.

No one can really honestly be the very best, no one.

I know I could never be in a pop band. I honestly have an appalling voice.

I don't display my plaques and honors. They are hidden behind a black curtain in my work room at home.

I was a very cocky and unlikable young comic. But I came from the hood, and that's what I learned.

I'm no savior, and I'm no Robin Hood.

Hopefully people see me as a great person, first of all.

I am not handsome or sexy. Of course, it's not like I am hopeless.

I like to think I'm fairly grounded, and I have friends who will very happily tell me if I'm ever being big-headed. I know things will change. But I'm hoping it's nothing too drastic.

You never toot your own horn.

I'm a horrible golfer.

I'm a horrible business person.

I tried do stand-up, and I was horrible. And I'll never do it again.

There's no better feeling than beating someone who's up on a high horse.

If I ever complain about my job, hit me with a rubber hose.

You don't brag about putting someone in hospital. It's absolutely horrible.