Quotes About Humility

I fear God the most, but after Him, I fear those who don't fear Him.

God's grace and mercy have brought you through. Quit acting as if you made it on your own.

Faith is like an empty, open hand stretched out towards God, with nothing to offer and everything to recieve

Attribute to God every good that you have received. If you take credit for something that does not belong to you, you will be guilty of theft.

We are closer to God when we are asking questions than when we think we have the answers.

When there's something in the Word of God that I don't like, the problem is not with the Word of God, it's with me.

I would rather have an inferiority complex and be pleasantly surprised, than have a superiority complex and be rudely awakened.

Sometimes I'm so sweet even I can't stand it.

I feel like this is a dream, and I apologize for how I dressed some of you.

When I was young, I said to God, 'God, tell me the mystery of the universe.' But God answered, 'That knowledge is for me alone.' So I said, 'God, tell me the mystery of the peanut.' Then God said, 'Well George, that's more nearly your size.' And he told me.

No sex, age, or condition is above or below the absolute necessity of modesty; but without it one vastly beneath the rank of man.

The arrogance of age must submit to be taught by youth.

Most fools think they are only ignorant.

Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish.

Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.

The mistake a lot of politicians make is in forgetting they've been appointed and thinking they've been anointed.

It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man.

If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.

I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door.

Put on then, as Gods chosen ones, holy and beloved, compassionate hearts, kindness, humility, meekness, and patience, 13 bearing with one another and, if one has a complaint against another, forgiving each other; as the Lord has forgiven you, so you also must forgive. -Colossians 3:12-13

Last week I stated that this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister and now wish to withdraw that statement.

No gown worse becomes a woman than the desire to be wise.

Women are like elephants. I like to look at 'em, but I wouldn't want to own one.