Quotes About LasVegas

If you can live in Vegas, or visit Vegas, and leave in one piece, still loving it and somehow laughing about it, you should spend at least part of your last night in town doing something that will serve you well no matter where you go next: thank your lucky stars.

My Vegas act is how I make my money.

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.

After the bitching I'd done to Abe about going to remote, crappy places, I should have been excited about the prospect of going to Sin City.

I want to play main rooms in Vegas. I want to play every day like Elvis did, not just weekends.

My Vegas act is how I make my money.

Any artist who goes to Las Vegas is an idiot as far as I am concerned. Whoever goes to Las Vegas can stay in Las Vegas.

Vegas means comedy, tragedy, happiness and sadness all at the same time.

While I was busy hating Vegas, and hiding from Vegas, a funny thing happened. I grew to love Vegas.

It's what they've got planned for this whole town, a big Disneyland imitation of itself. Wholesome family fun, kiddies in the casinos, Go Fish with a table limit of ten cents, Pat Boone for a headliner, nonunion actors playing funny mafiosi, driving funny old-fashioned cars, making believe rub each other out, blam, blam, ha, ha, ha. LasfuckinVegasland.

I don't think I'll be playing the Mirage or the Tropicana when I'm 40.

Mike & Trent Vegas baby Vegas

With no pretensions of art, Viva Las Vegas, the new Elvis Presley vehicle, is about as pleasant and unimportant as a Banana Split.

You can take the girl out of Vegas, but you can't take the Vegas out of the girl.

I'm very happy with how Jaleo in Las Vegas came together.

I'll be straight with you. It's not easy to sell tickets in Vegas. I'm up against Celine Dion and Britney Spears.

Comedy is not the first choice in Vegas for entertainment.

You don't wear leather bucket hats in Vegas.

Vegas to me is a place like Hollywood or New York where you can walk around and people recognize you but it's like, hey, that's cool, and then we go on with our lives.