Quotes About Fairytales

You have to believe in love stories and prince charming and that eventually you'll find your own happily ever after.

Prince Charming can go suck rocks. I've met my true love and he's a contractor

No, In fairy tales When to the ill-starred Prince the lady says 'I love you!' all his ugliness fades fast But I remain the same, up to the last!

I keep 'The Paper Bag Princess' by Robert Munsch on my shelf to remind me that my prince will love me no matter what I wear. Cheesy!

ahem—remember the first Never After book, The Thirteenth Fairy? If you haven't read it yet, you really should…).

Stab Cinderella with my pushpins, make her bleed!" "Wait—no," replies Jack. Filomena laughs. "Too far. Save that as a last resort.

It's like Fairy Godmother always says, aid Evie, hugging a purple pillow to her chest. Don't let the stepsisters get you down? said Mal. Goodness works in mysterious ways. Even in the deepest dark, you'll find a light to shine your way through.

Filomena's heart starts to sink. Another feeling she's grown used to. -- Never After, The Thirteenth Fairy

After all, once touched by a unicorn, growing up couldn't be too hard.

unlike Champions, Godmothers don't have to keep undergoing ridiculous ordeals every time one turns around. Our idea of besting a dragon is not to chop it into bits, but to get it to sit down to tea.

Waiting for Prince Charming?" "Aren't all women? And you're waiting for Cinderella." "Actually," Jared said slowly, "I'm rather hoping to find the Evil Queen. I think she'd be much more fun.

You don't have to kiss a lot of frogs to recognize a prince when you find one." -Henrietta Barrett, (Minx, Splendid Trilogy book #3)

Les contes de fées n'existent que dans les contes de fées. La vérité est plus décevante. La vérité est toujours décevante, c'est pourquoi tout le monde ment.

Basmele nu exista decat in basme. Adevarul este mai dezamagitor. Adevarul este intotdeauna dezamagitor, de-aia minte toata lumea.

Les contes de fées n'existent que dans les contes de fées

Everything, everything seemed once-upon-a-time.

They don't know. It's not their fault. What are they supposed to do when they've been told their whole lives not to believe in fairy tales?

I liked Hans Christian Andersen because the tales were so dark and tragic.

Deeper meaning resides in the fairy tales told to me in my childhood than in the truth that is taught by life.

But fairytales were, at best, dirty mirrors whose warped and pitted surfaces reflected a highly distorted view of the truth, quite different from reality.

When my sister and I were very young, my father used to tell us fairy stories that he'd made up. My mother was always telling him that he should write them down, but he would say, 'Well, they've all been done before. There are so many blooming books in the world - why should I write another one?'

Hold it. You know what I'd like to see? I'd like to see the three bears eat the three little pigs, and then the bears join up with the big bad wolf and eat Goldilocks and Little Red Riding Hood! Tell me a story like that, OK?

She personifies the word cute. She is Cinderella and Wendy and Snow White.

Just because a frog says he's a prince doesn't mean you should kiss him. For all you know he's one of the arrogant, worthless princes who might better serve society as a pair of buttered legs on someone's plate.