Quotes About Middle-of-the-night

I began getting nauseated often, usually in the dead of night. I attributed it either to a fatal disease or her cooking, but my yearly physical had me in good health and the middle-of-the-night nausea set in even if we ate out.

So that went well. Not that I should have expected better. Inebriated middle-of-the-night calls are sort of destined to fail.