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Quotes About Apology

Dan: 'Ah, well, I hope this didn't have anything to do with me.' Ellen: 'No, not unless you played Cat Woman in Batman.
~ Ellen DeGeneres
If Bush said just once: 'Boy. I hope you accept my apology as a country,' or showed some humanity.
~ Burt Bacharach
Saying, 'I'm sorry' is the same as saying, 'I apologize.' Except at a funeral.
~ Demetri Martin
If an Englishman gets run down by a truck he apologizes to the truck.
~ Jackie Mason
If the future of the free world depends on me, please accept my apology in advance
~ R.S. Gompertz, Life's Big Zoo
Sorry I painted the word 'twat' on your garage door.
~ David Shrigley
Err, sorry Father Abbot. I tripped y'see. Trod on my Abbot, Father Habit. Oh dear, I mean....
~ Brian Jacques, Redwall
I'm thinking skywriting. 'Sorry I was an asshat. Please forgive my stupid butt.
~ Erin Watt, Tarnished Crown
I'm so sorry. I think I'm just tired." The socially accepted excuse for being mental.
~ Lucy Ivison, Lobsters
Sorry. Didn't mean to step on any dead toes.
~ J.L. McCoy, Sins of the Father
Fine. Okay. I killed her. But I didn't mean to. And I didn't kill her, kill her.""Oh, I see. As long as you didn't kill her, kill her, then that's okay.
~ Karen Marie Moning, Iced
The only way we can ever teach a child to say "I'm sorry" is for him to hear it from our lips first.
~ Kevin Leman
Maturity is the ability to reap without apology and not complain when things don't go well.
~ Jim Rohn
Smoking means always having to say you're sorry.
~ Thomas Ferguson
To not apologize for the behavior of the players to another manager is unthinkable. It's a disgrace, but I don't expect Wenger to ever apologize...he's that type of person.
~ Alex Ferguson
News conference in Chicago, where he apologized for the above statement, which was accepted by the Vatican. (11 August 1966)
~ John Lennon
It takes courage to own up your actions that hurt others, to look Into the eye and to mean the sorry, To accept the mistake and not deny, all of this needs courage.
~ Mansi Soni
The moment is not over when you have found the right fit in your style. Begin with knowing who you really are and apologize for nothing. There are no mistakes when it comes to personal expression.
~ Steven Cuoco
I'd rather apologize to you for not being who you want me to be than apologize to God for not being who I should be.
~ Garrett McCoy
Nakao: Koizumi, I'm so sorry I said such cruel things.Otani: What's that?Nakao: The whispering of your heart.
~ Heikichi Nakao Otani
Give us grace when we hurt each other . . . to recognize and acknowledge our fault, and to seek each other's forgiveness and yours.
~ Jan Karon
Then Gertie kicked Ida Belle under the table and she lifted her gaze to mine. ''I'm sorry I made you ride naked in my car wearing a trash bag,'' she said, not sounding the least bit sorry. ''No, you're not,'' I said
~ Jana Deleon
I attributed the incidence to temporary insanity, and in my own defense, I'd like to say I haven't run over anyone since.
~ Janet Evanovich
Do what you want with life, you don't get another one. Never apologize, never explain. Stay light, stay free. Jealousy kills; it kills whatever it touches.
~ Janice Galloway